I'm in charge of the disco, am I? In that case, it's going to be like a Spanish disco, the girls can get in free, but the boys have to pay. And it's going to be shaped like a boat. And there's no indie allowed.Just Krautrock.< well, what do you think about that? I mean for me it's OK for girls not to pay and a disco to be shaped like a boat... but Krautrock? Jesus!!! reminds me of some sort of green salad or something... I had a proposition from Paula Cullen (I think) for Peter to run the sInIsteR pORnO sHoP instead... so, peter, what do you think? I'm very happy to say that Paula would be delighted to run the LiQuoR StOrE for us... YEY!!! Lesley Jo - Oh I love your enthusiasm!!! - you haven't told me what store you'd like to run though you'd mentioned some store called LotIoNs & PotIoNs with soaps and oils etc... would you like to run it L.J? and give beauty advices as well? I would like to have Alexander Borgia as the sinister village's official StOrRyteLlER by the way the extracts from Maurice Bear's Diary were excellent, Alexander... I think Jason Luther... you should be in charge of the sinisterian KinDeRgArtEn I think you'd be great with kids... we are going to have kids aren't we? Sarah Clarke... Sarah.. Paula said you should be the CoUrt JeStEr would you like that? in sinister village like in ancient times court jesters would be highly honoured residents... Baby Chris... I'd love to cheer you up... I think you should be the sinister's GaRdeNeR in charge of all the gardens and you'll be famous all over the world for your magnificent dark violet black RoSeS kinky Angel... I think you wanted to be in charge of a cute CoRneR ShoP what will you sell? and... do you want any assistants? I think Kev the invisible boy should run the KeY ShoP and he'll be specialised in making the key of happiness for that cause he'll be co-operating with Owen the Wizard to create the magic magic portion for that key... and then they'll handed up to our Honey the Mayor!! Georgine... will you be our UrBaniSt? we definetelly need one! Lesley Jo is great in that too I think... Erica said she wants to run the SwEet sHoP... I think it's a waste since the girl's definetelly got THE style but... whatever you want Erica... I can be your assistant... as far as we can wear our silver skirts!! Fergus Noodle... would you like to be the SiniSteR PoStMan

hi there my strawberry tarts... I've missed you all... I've DJed on Friday night... it was horrible! I mean it was OK for a while and then things got out of control as some of my friends kept jumping on the wooden floor and made the needle jump on my V I N Y L S and then, I don't know how, some drink was spilled on my Tigermilk LP... thank God, it wasn't serious and the LP ended up in my untidy sink with some dirty plates and cups... but it recovered now... S I was so happy to see that you all liked V I my idea... I N L I still, I have some re-arrangements to make L S A T due to your own requests... G E I R here we go... O! Peter Miller wrote: that way you'll get over your "postal fears" and you'll know whether you have a letter or not before anyone else... ace, huh? P.F. I think you should be the sinister's hoRolOgiSt My dearest Rachel wants to run the sinister FooTbAll TeaM yer, that'd be grate! and tell me Rachel, what colour the players shorts and shirts would be? and who wants to be a football player? applications to Rachel, please........ Marie Elia... first of all HaPpY BiRtHdaY!!! and then, yes, it'd be grate to run this MilK & HoNeY ice-cream ShOp my mouth's foaming even as i think about it.... MMMMMM Yummie!!! Jordie Trenzano will you be the first DiCtAtOr in the history of human race that all the people would really love? with anarchistic ideals and you'll have to wear this stylish uniforms and everything and you'll promote the dictatorship of the sinisterian proletariat... and by the way I'd like to dedicate you a song... "I love a man in a uniform" by Gang of Four... Arantxa... will most certainly run le BoUlAngEriE de la SiniSterie mmmmm... fresh baked bread and pretzels and cookies and Arantxa in her apron... and with a baker's hat... the whole sinister village will be pushing and kicking out of your bakery's door... I'm very happy that Laura wants to run the bookstore and publishing house of the sinister village... I think we can trust her with whatever she wants to publish... thinking about it... who wants to run the "sinisterboy" and the "sinipenthouse"? we should have mags like that or not? my opinion is that we shouldn't... but it's up to you guys... It's gonna be a PoP! AnArcHY anyway... I had another suggestion from Paula again, i think... Mark Cassarotto should run our local DiScOtEqUe instead of Peter Miller who'd run the porno shop... what do you think Mark?? My dearest Jarkko wants to run the sinister PuB and be the DJ and you know what? He's gonna play all those songs that make you feel funny in your tummy... I'm looking forward to that... --- < --- @ Carsmile Steve will definetelly be the PuB QuiZ OrgAnIsER and slap in the face the ones who give wrong answers... For that reason a lot of sensitive sinister souls will have to be committed to the local MeNtAl HoSpiTaL so... we need a loving, caring soul to run it... any ideas? GEORGE HENRY... YER... THE BOXING GYM'S R E A D Y AND WAITS FOR YOU ALL... I'D LIKE TO BE TAUGHT SOME KICK BOXING FROM MASTER GEORGE H I M SELF PLEASE.... CAN I KICK IT...?? YES YOU CAN... Talking about kicking... we need someone to run the MaSsAge ThAng and treat our aching bones and bruises with tender loving sinister hands... Mmmmmmmmmmm interesting... who will do that? Applications please....... NoW!!! have to dash... Imagine... I'm at work now... Oh, I forgot.. as lots of you know I live in Greece... yer right... in a place by the sea... talking and reading about the sinister village gave me that idea... maybe we won't have our sinister village soon... but why not having a late spring-early summer gathering here? it's cheap and sunny... think about it.... I'd love to have you all here... the most amazing thing is that nearby here is the mountain of Pelion, the mountain of centurions.. and there are some old villas there that we can rent really cheap... anyway... it was just an idea...I mean we'll all go somewhere for holidays, right? why not here? OK... I'm going now.... Love + mountain villas V.F. XXX O PS: belle & sebastian... are going to give free gigs in the village's picnic place... we'll all lie down under the sun - for those who have pale & sensitive skin there are going to be trees with fab fat shade - and will be listening to them gapsmacked...what do you think about this word now... I'd use another one, something like fishopenmouths but anyway.... and then we'll all go to jarkko's pub and get totally pissed... YEY!! ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+