...and showing his shortcomings. Saturday night started so promising, what with me showing up at my best friend's apartment to find him and his g'friend huddled around the window with all the lights off watching the naked man jerk off in an apartment across the courtyard. Mother warned me about furtive men lurking in the bushes. She didn't say anything about fancy apartments near the White House. We watched intently as he tried to spy on another neighbor with a pair of binoculars in *one* hand and....seeing other people, indeed. To tease the poor beast (and because we wanted him in the window closer to our apartment), we flashed the lights a bit and the g'friend and I pretended to kiss. Our onanist Frankenstein responded rapidly, with a show to make a Bankok fan dancer proud. Granted, if it was my apartment, I'd hate this guy. Maybe me and the g'friend lit the wick on this guy's delusion that women like his spy show, thereby opening some very creepy doors. But the spastic manuevering of my mind, like some horrible Camille Paglia/Mary Lou Retton hybrid, convinces me that this guy makes a fool of himself and we're better of mocking and pointing than cowering. Do the Julie Ruins out there care? So, apologies to the lovely list people I sorta met at the D.C. Sloan show. I was tired and empty-headed by the end of the show, and even a sugar-filled, heart-shaped lolly couldn't revive my conversation skills. I'm quite jovial, really, folks. I am not a cancer. My friend Mr. Lonely Highway as always chatted like a demon. He's desperate for subscribers to his Shabba Ranks fanzine, so he'll talk to just about anyone. Who's going to the D.C. Sleater-Kinney show? I got my tix today, woo-hoo! Ms. Pee-bot (what the nasty grade-schoolers call me) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+