This just in: "Stuart Murdoch" is an anagram of "cum rod thrust". I expect Pookie to get right to work on this one. also, "rut a smut chord". Not sure if that means anything but it sounds awfully dirty. Okay Wills, huddle. Alright, now which of you accepted the mix tape duel? ARE YOU MAD? You NEVER let your opponent choose the weapon. Especially those crafty Rachels (let's face it, the Chrises aren't much of a threat, what with that sleeka sounds fellow gone). We should have insisted on pistols at dawn, but now you've botched it. Must I do *everything* around here? Now. LL said:

Will Porter can come out from under his bed

I am *not* hiding, dammit. I am a busy man. I have a job, you know. Okay, truth be told, my bed is just a mattress on the floor, so I don't fit under it. I was behind the door. And THEN she said:

the only other member of my audience will be some desperately lonely old male librarian who saw a light in the window of the lecture hall and hopefully came in to escape the cold and the horrors of his personal hell (realizing years before that bookshops were superior but being too proud to admit to it so he kept being transferred from branch to brooklyn branch and becoming so desperate at times that he even considered moving to Iowa).

To which I can only respond: Ha, ha, and HA. Your habit of lending things betrays you bookshop girl (which, incidentally, can be sung to the tune of the Dead Milkmen's "Punk Rock Girl"): face it, you're practically a librarian now--throw aside the decadence of your capitalist world and join us! We've got steady (if meagre) wages and a decent dental plan! Yeah! Love me, love my library! I think I need to start sleeping in a different position because I keep waking up with headaches, but it's hard to change what you do when you're asleep because, well, you're asleep at the time. I like biscuits. xo will porter __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Make a great connection at Yahoo! Personals. http://personals.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+