Hello you anal internet lot, Isn't getting your sound man to dress up as a monkey and then trying to break into the Queen Vic really childish? I hate Belle and Sebastian. They're bollocks. I did one of them focus group things at the weekend and that was rubbish too. It was at a museum and they were trying to design a website that would attract new visitors. I don't think pointing out that tourists who come to Manchester are usually more interested in where the Village is and whether you can sell them some E was taken as very constructive. But it went down better than telling the curator their museum was rubbish and smelt bad and no way would they ever come to it no matter how good their webpage was. I didn't say that but the bloke who did delivered it with terrific wide-eyed sincerity. The curator tried very hard not to look pissed off and failed. I got paid fifteen quid for my time and did something I swore I'd never, ever do under any circumstances, no way, no how, not never. I only went and bought a record that you lot had recommended. 69 Bloody Love Songs indeed. 69 bloody tedious songs more like. Well, probably. I haven't made it passed the first CD yet. Mrs Warrander John hasn't made it past track 5 yet but then when I asked her as a woman what she thought of Chalet Lines she said she thought it was "a minimal, brittle, sketch of half-forgotten romance" so she's obviously a stupid cow. I'm saying nothing about Portugal being pretty bloody fantastic on Monday night cos that JJ bloke knows where I live and he's got crazy, staring eyes and he might beat me up for being a "jock fuck". England play Romania again next Tuesday in case nobody's noticed. I'm looking forward to the Germany game myself. Are you still looking forward to the Germany game Peter? I think Isobel should have given all you nasty sods who've said horrid things about her the finger when B&S were on TOTP. She probably did but it was edited out I expect. I was going to mention an anecdote about an Aberdeen player in the eighties called Walker McCall who was the worst professional footballer ever. But we've probably all had enough football for one day. I'm going to go on chat now and wait for Megan the minker to give me a drubbing. Goodbye, John +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+