Hi sinisters, Look I even put in little subheading thingies this time. The love -------- Katia wrote:

He sang a song about his ex girlfriend, who used to be a part of the band. Admittenly, I was anamored with this woman. She was blond, full of spunk, wore adorable clothes and made me want drastically to be her! (Alas, I am neither blond nor cute...) This song was sad, durring an encore. He rambled on about her, no tune or nothing. Durring the long long long wavering song, he shouts out "YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT WE WERE A SECOND RATE BELLE AND SEBASTIAN!"

But losing a girlfriend who was blonde, full of spunk, with fancy clothes and who was in your band is no way to be like Belle and Sebastian at all!! Especially with the full of spunk bit, hear, hear! It's funny when people say "hear hear!" they sometimes pronounce it like "hair, hair!" The pain -------- Speaking of Hair, I forgot to mention the last time the worst injury I endured - I only just remembered this - there was this one day when I was six or seven years old when I discovered some strange growth of hair in a certain area.. Oh wait, that was when I was eleven and it was a totally different story! So there was this one day when I was six or seven, when I discovered some strange looking apparatus in the bathroom! It was neither phallic nor ring-shaped, rather, it was a T-shaped device that appeared to be a blade attached to a handle - Hey! I found a RAZOR. Hello nurse! So obviously I had to try it out - I learnt how to use chopsticks by copying what my dad did, I'd seen him shave, so I can DO THIS!! And it was a success!!! Minutes later my face was smooth as silk - and covered in blood!! For some reason I didn't remember feeling all that much pain! I casually walked to the living room to show off my trim to my mum and sister, but instead of the expected applause, they had the look of absolute HORROR on their face. They took me to the mirror and HOLY SHIT! I was totally covered in blood. Haha. Thankfully my face recovered perfectly. I could well have ended up as someone not quite the dashing young man with a stunning look who I am today! The repentance -------------- Another thing I had also forgotten from the last post was that, when preparing for the London Sinister Picnic, I remembered that we'd let the SEVENTH SINISTER BIRTHDAY RED KNICKERS DAY slip by! Shame on you! Shame on us. In repentance, I've been wearing the same pair of red knickers for the past few days. I guess I didn't really do it in repentance, maybe the first day was, but now it's kinda glued stuck a little. But yes, it really has been seven years - I haven't been here for half of that time, but I certainly feel that more than half of me has definitely involved this sinister list one way or another. The things I've learnt, the music I loved, the people I know, the happy times, the occasional sad and soppy times I shared with you lot. Fuck, I can make a list of it, but that'd be making a list about the list, on the list, and I'd get confused. I really wish that it will never end. More posts, please. Ken P.S.: My toe is not killing me now. ********************************************************************** This email is confidential and intended solely for the person or entity to whom it is addressed. If this email was not intended for you please notify the UCLH Mail Administrator at mail.administrator@uclh.org. This footnote confirms that the email and attachments contained no viruses when they left UCLH. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+