How y'all doin, sinister? I've just fallen foul to one of the most annoying things in the history of mankind; the discovery of a hole in my trouser pocket. £13.50 is probably in the possession of some annoyingly lucky person after it decided to sneak out of my pockets. It kind of got me thinking and I estimated that was probably the third or fourth time that I have lost a considerable amount of money THIS YEAR. Twice was when I was drunk so we can sort of disregard those occasions, but twice in just over four months is bordering on a piss-take! What really hurts though is that I can only remember finding one ten pound note in my entire life. Now i'm no statistician but that certainly puts me in the wrong end of the whole money losing/finding ratio. Which means by the law of averages, there must be people out there who find much more money than they lose. If you are one of these people then I want you to know that at this moment I hate you. :) When will clothes companies start lining pockets with steel plate? Is it really too much to ask? If anyone is looking for any summer work you might want to follow me around. Its very rewarding and the only requirements are that you are able to bend down and lift numerous notes and coins. Ta-ra, Matt xx P.S. My favourite Pixies album is Surfer Rosa. I hope that doesn't make me gay! __________________________________________________ Yahoo! Plus For a better Internet experience http://www.yahoo.co.uk/btoffer +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+