I've decided to make GayJay a stuffed dalek to use as a teddy bear if it's the last thing I do. Of course, with my history of clumsiness and any sharp object - even one as small as a sewing needle - it might very well BE the last thing I do. Nevertheless, big thanks to him for setting up the Valentine's Day present exchange as I now have a English darling as my sweetheart - for one day at least. After that I have to go back to my tactic of, "As long as there are illegal aliens who want citizenship, Laura Llew will have a date." Why would I even bother with Sinister - if not to take advantage of young English and Scottish boys who want to live in America? I promised to start posting regularly and then the very next week I neglect my duties. However, my ink polaroid is like my life - underexposed. So there you go. However, I decided that I must post today as it is: MISS HONEY'S BIRTHDAY Oh yes! Purveyor of Smut, List Mummy, Minxalicious Milkmaid, and Princess of all that is pink and fluffy deserves all of your on-line greetings and well wishes. Or at least her very own chocolate covered cutie. I would volunteer to help round one up but I seem to be lacking in the ability to procure such a find so perhaps Miss Linda shall have better luck. If you (like me) miss Honey's posts go to http://www.missprint.org/sinister/mhonarc/199912/msg00205.html and remember the good old days. Honey rules. For you Sinister archivists out there, I shall inform you that February is the MONTH OF THE TART! Along with Honey the month is filled with the likes of Miss Maddie Minx celebrating her day on the 17th, the ever patient Caitlin's was on the 4th, and the loveable Ree's is on the 22nd. Tartastic Quotes: "But they gave me a purple lollipop, and who can be upset with a lolli in her mouth?" (Ree) "The perils of being a teenage slut. It costs a fortune in accessories." (Miss Maddie Minx) Are you sure it's 'frondage' that you like?" (Caitlin) Now I shall bid adieu by sending big props out to Alyson Snowball and her Which Belle & Sebastian Song Character Are You. I'm Judy. I dream of horses. I'm staying inside - making Basic Eight quizzes which I wish had as great as graphics as the end of results but they don't because I suck. See for yourself at: http://quizilla.com/users/petullant/quizzes/Which%20Member%20Of%20The%20Basi... Love & WWDPD hipflasks*, Laura * Carsmile Steve: the answer is in the flask. _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+