And how come I have managed to miss until now StuM shouting "FUCKING HIT ME!" near the end of LLPJ? Or is that not what he says at all? I want to be back there now, cos I'm bored. But hey ho, only 7 weeks until the next one.

Ali, Much as I'd like to believe that Stuartmmm got so excited by the occasion that he wanted the pain with the pleasure, I think he's actually saying 'FUCKING HIT IT, BEANS!' as in Chris 'Beanz' Geddes, who is giving the his organ a damn good thrashing at the time. Someone asked how wee karn was and I thought they had heard she was ill or something, but then I decided they were interested in her height. I heard she was two inches tall in shoes but I might be wrong. Sometimes I think it would be nice if all the references to 'homosexuality' in Section 28 were replaced by 'heterosexuality' and then we'd have world peace. Mind you. it is spooky how the advent of disposable nappies ties so well with the liberalisation of the laws on homosexuality. I now have no idea who idleberry is cross with. Nick xx On my turntable: Boy George's 'No Clause 28'. Ok, it's not. I can't even remember how it went. Can anyone enlighten me? Peter Purves? +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+