Sinister: Ideas for Cheap Halloween Costumes
This is what I was thinking, 'cause as usual, I prepared too late for Halloween and am left wondering what to do. I can really only use the clothes that I myself own... a) James Bond. I have a tuxedo (black natch) and a plastic replica of a Magnum gun, but I used this last year. Also my cigarette holder (telescopes to 3') is a nice touch but it means I have to smoke. Gets in the way of my new fitness kick (more a mental one than physical at this point). b) Morrissey. This is easy, some pomade for the hair, my Malcolm X/Buddy Holly glasses, gaudy beads round the neck, some kind of long sleeve button-up shirt. Flowers in the back pocket. c) Pimp. I have a few leisure suits and platform shoes. But no big hat w/ feather...or mink stole for that matter. This is the classic costume to fall back on. d) Cardboard box. Semi-desperate but...well, maybe it's all desperate. Who knows. Anyone else have ideas? I can't go as my evil twin, that would be just too lame. Xavier -- BXK "It's recess everywhere bkim0@dept.english.upenn.edu but in his heart." http://www.english.upenn.edu/~bkim0 --Ralph Wiggum X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
Dear Lardarse Yank, Thou clearly hath too much time on thine hands. I suggest you follow the normal Yank course of action and have a wank, you fucking pwick. Robert Fis On Fri, 30 Oct 1998 12:09:34 -0500 (EST) FourJacksandaJill <bkim0@dept.english.upenn.edu> wrote:
This is what I was thinking, 'cause as usual, I prepared too late for Halloween and am left wondering what to do. I can really only use the clothes that I myself own...
a) James Bond. I have a tuxedo (black natch) and a plastic replica of a Magnum gun, but I used this last year. Also my cigarette holder (telescopes to 3') is a nice touch but it means I have to smoke. Gets in the way of my new fitness kick (more a mental one than physical at this point).
b) Morrissey. This is easy, some pomade for the hair, my Malcolm X/Buddy Holly glasses, gaudy beads round the neck, some kind of long sleeve button-up shirt. Flowers in the back pocket.
c) Pimp. I have a few leisure suits and platform shoes. But no big hat w/ feather...or mink stole for that matter. This is the classic costume to fall back on.
d) Cardboard box. Semi-desperate but...well, maybe it's all desperate. Who knows.
Anyone else have ideas? I can't go as my evil twin, that would be just too lame.
Xavier -- BXK "It's recess everywhere bkim0@dept.english.upenn.edu but in his heart." http://www.english.upenn.edu/~bkim0 --Ralph Wiggum X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X---X +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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HELP. SOMEONE HAS BEEN USING MY COMPUTER WHEN I LEFT MY ROOM FOR FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE IGNORE ALL OF THIS - IT IS NOT MY OPINION (HONEST). SEND ANY ABUSIVE MAIL TO PA GREEN AT pag4@ukc.ac.uk COS HE'S THE BASTARD WHO WROTE THESE RUDE AND NASTY MESSAGES. BYE BYE, IAN HATCHER On Fri, 30 Oct 1998 19:46:34 +0000 (GMT Standard Time) Ian Hatcher <igh1@ukc.ac.uk> wrote:
Dear Lardarse Yank, Thou clearly hath too much time on thine hands. I suggest you follow the normal Yank course of action and have a wank, you fucking pwick.
Robert Fis On Fri, 30 Oct 1998 12:09:34 -0500 (EST) FourJacksandaJill
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