Hello shagpots, It's the women you have to watch in Glasgow. The streets round Hillhead Underground swarm with gangs of Isobel lookylikies screeching "What did you say to me, pal?" then knifing them. Women like Ailsa Ross who used:

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That makes me very happy, Ailsa. I've been noticing a worrying lack of these lately, and couldn't believe that Northy is so soon forgotten by you fickle wretches. He's out there somewhere though, watching us, loving us, feeling our joy, our pain, ready for the Second Coming, like some kind of Jesus in a barbour jacket and green wellies. Sarah taught us how to get ahead in advertising:

Have you ever thought how good it would be if, say, instead of going to work and creating a crappy advert that causes me to shriek with annoyance whenever it comes on (for it is pap-reeeeka, not *pap*-rika flavour anyway), it would be better if they just stayed at home and had a nice wank or something?

Sometimes Sarah is so much in tune with my psyche it scares me. Being a terribly po-mo kind of person, I enjoy little better than a night of watching adverts. Unless "Big Butt Babe Penitentiary", Wumpkinny's favourite programme, is on L!VE TV at the time, then I'm not allowed to. At the moment I'm enjoying Diane from Trainspotting's acting career spiral downwards before my very eyes with her deodorant ad. I wish they'd show "Washes whiter", the history of advertising programme that was on about 10 years ago again. With this in mind, I have composed the following letter, "Dear Auntie Beeb, Why oh why oh why won't you show "Washes Whiter" again. It was my favourite programme. Yours, Pumpkinny". Please feel free to send in your favourite adverts to the list. I'm going away for the weekend, so it doesn't bother me remotely if the list gets clogged up with one line posts during that time (exit stage left laughing demonically). I love you as a friend, Tag xx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+