I'm sleeping with the bastards in my bedroom, come and get me I say. Nearly everyone on #sinister, it turns out, is seeing someone. Who said what to whom, who hates who, nip nip nip. I see women with kids. Oh god no. I don't want to be a Pauline Quirk typecast character. They have no thought, no consideration. I like the name Sofia. Pooh strapped on Chit Chat's peenie. A shaved penie at that. Thats all he wears. As displayed after 'Subject: Sinister........' at the top of this e-mail. I play guitar and bass in a world-touring pop band. <Isobel> Hi.. It's too hard to walk away from the bling bling if you know what I mean. Ok... I'd better go now... HoNeY!! I bloody MISS YOU!!! I'll call soon... Isobel, can you spell the word "Beyond" for me? <Isobel> B.. E.. Puss is a bit of a looker and he intends to keep it that way. I'm sure Stuart M would endorse the march, which makes it content enough. Geoff, were you being sarcastic?? It's the lowest form of wit you know. Have I loved and lost via some long term loving relationships? Nope. I might purr a bit in his ear. He likes to play with my nail files too. // ee // +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+