Whoopee doo. I met Natalie Imbruglia's personal assisstant last night. She'd been given the job that very evening. She the friend of a friend, and I'd met her before. We all went to Funky Night at Madame JoJo's. Her name is Rachel and she doesn't like me. I'm sure I could still arrange for particularly abusive comments to be forwarded to Mr. Lenny Kravitz, who is, I'm led to believe, Ms. Imbruglia's current beau. Anything ending with 'cock off Noddy' gets sent first.

Right, as you know, I'm not supposed to be here, so shhh. Fella at my work, a big fella, looks sort of a greek god. He was in new york, he was shagging this DJ lady. At her flat. Turns out she sharing the flat with Natilie imbrugrugla, but she wasnae in. But he peeked in her room, and saw her pants. Not a word, mind mr chris ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------