Liz: Well, what with the mini-rash (hardly an epidemic) of pastiches de la bourgeoisie, an idea crept up on us as we loafed unproductively in the pub (where else?) yesterday. So, with mild headaches and curry still under our fingernails, we present for your singalong pleasure... Rob: *burp* Liz: Yes, dear. And now for what I like to call 'the entertainment': ------------------------------------------------------- SEEING OTHER PUBLICANS We supped on a pint there Drinking just for practice Could we please pay the barman 'Cause the other boys are queueing up behind us A hand over my mouth I'm running to the Ladies Well if I carry on bouzing and you just want a shandy Then we should be OK, and it'd be kind of handy If I didn't chuck up on the stairs On the way to your bachelor-pad How are you feeling? I don't think you can be dealing With the situation very well You take a crate home for a dirty weekend, that's OK But when it's over You are looking at the working week through bloodshot eyes, with a hangover (hang-o-ver) You're downing a pint now Chugging on your bitter And you can't understand why all the other boys are going for the New, tall, elegant, rich drinks - You can bet it is a bitch, bint But if they don't see the quality then it is apparent That you're going to have to change And you're going to have to drink real ale You'll be better off At least they know how to pour it We supped on a pint there Drinking just for practice Could we please pay the barman 'Cause the other boys are queueing up behind us A hand over my mouth I'm running to the Ladies Well if I just want a soft drink and you remain sober Then we should be OK, and we'll remember when it's over We're finding other friends who aren't habitually lathered At least that's what we say we are doing ------------------------------------------------------- Rob: That's it. We're off for a fry-up. Liz: Ooh, I could just do with a half of London Pride. Much love, Robster & Liz :x (languishing in Portsmouth) __________________________________________________ Yahoo! Plus For a better Internet experience http://www.yahoo.co.uk/btoffer +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+