Hi babydolls. I've been carefully counting my posts since sinister first started and tonight is a big night for me. Yes, it's true-- this is my 100th post. Break out the finest orange juice! Pony rides for everyone! Hooray for Christiaan! I can't believe it's been so long. It seems like just yesterday that I was popping out of the nursery for my first post. Oh, how the time flies! I woke up this morning and it seemed like any other day. I live in a very large house with my parents and two sisters. We are quite wealthy and everyone has an individual servant. I leaned over from my bed for my english muffin and tea (served in a silver kettle mind you) and found to my dismay-- strawberry jam! EVERYone knows that I prefer rasberry. I calmy called for my servent who pranced into the room. "Yes, Princess Christiaan, what do you desire?" "Your hot sexy body on top of me and naked, NOW!" No I didn't really say that. "I would like to listen to Belle and Sebastian on the stereo, please." "Yes, Princess, what you desire shall be done." "Well in that case, I'd like some sweaty luvins, baby! No not really "Thank you, Jonathan." He put on "If You're Feeling Sinister." On vinyl, of course, as any princess would have. "Is there anything else you would like, Princess?" "No, that will be all. Thank you love." He started to walk away. As soon as his back was turned I threw the kettle at him. Direct hit to the back of the head. He fell over, bleeding. "Excuse me, but when did I ask you to start putting strawberry jam on my english muffin? What? I can't hear you, Jonathan (note that he had passed out so this was quite a witty thing to say). Oh, I must not have asked you to then! Serves you right you bastard!" Since when did the right flavor of jam become too much to ask? Life is indeed harsh. I wanted to have Jonathan executed but Pappy would have none of it. Speaking of Pappy: When I was a wee princess my closest friend gave me a glass unicorn as a gift. I loved the unicorn; I felt that it alone could make me happy. Pappy, unfortunately, did not feel the same. Laughing, he would take the unicorn and place it on top of the fridge, teetering over the edge. Teetering, teetering, te et er in g (please note diagonal text and repetition for emphasis) (note extra space to build tension) He would then go to the dining hall for pints, the bastard. Anyway. I would stand, staring, waiting for one of the following: 1) Pappy would come back and give me my unicorn, and I would be happy. 2) The unicorn would come tumbling down and shatter on the floor. 3) The unicorn would stay there, forever, as I would. My life hasn't changed much since then. So. I hope you are all rejoicing over my 100th post as I would be if it was yours. I love you all dearly. And please remember: life can be difficult, even for a princess. Love everyone. xoxoxoxo With love and love, Your Princess Christi-aan Big upz to Joan of Dark for finally coming to #sinster and being nice and charming and other things like that. Shout out to Marie Elia; I'll give you some words as soon as I find them Phat greetz to Michelle from Ann Arbor; you will take my record shopping, miss, you will: I *am* a princess after all Finally mad luvins to You, dear sinisterine, for being a lovely person. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox "Mutha fuck D/mutha fuck M/only X I know is Xzibit or RBX" -Kurupt "But I won't cry for yesterday/there's an ordinary world/somehow I have to find" -Duran Duran "I've been searchin' in the woods/and high up on the hills/just to find, to find my samurai" -SMILE.dk PLUR /|xoxo christiaan xoxo|\ xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox _____________________________________________________________________________________ Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+