just wanted to wait until i had a good opening before posting. my sister spent new year on top of a bus shelter with some naked men. there. as for me, i was in gorgeous glasgow with gorgeous ***** (yes, i do have a new sweetheart, and yes i am a brazen hussy), watching the sun rise, sleeping all day and utterly fucking up my circadian rhythms for a good few weeks. went to a northern soul all-nighter on the 2nd which turned into a warped cinderella/werewolf style nightmare: all fine and great until about 3am, then i turned into sleep-deprived monster from hell and started growling at the boyfriend and giving the evil eye to anyone who so much as thought about treading on my toes, before collapsing in a corner to wait for the first bus home (not until 8am, sadly.) also watched 'the umbrellas of cherbourg' again. it's dead good, you know. i wish my outfits reliably matched the wallpaper, it must give such a sense of belonging. on the other hand it's perhaps not the main thing on your mind if your boyfriend's left you up the duff, you're being wooed by a moustacioed (sp?) jewel merchant, *and* you have to sing in tune even when you're just ordering coffee. i was transfixed by the tube, despite the awfulness of 98% of it. struan looked like a hedgehog caught in headlights, and still managed to sing like an angel. quite an achievement. maybe they should have imported robbie williams' lap dancers to b&s's set, just to get him really disconcerted. mind you, isobel's sexy whistling gave them a run for their (underwear-stored) money anyway. tigermilking on friday was the usual feast of fun, with mark continuing his valiant efforts to get people to dance to kate rusby. but inevitably it was britney spears who proved the real floor filler. later, kevan, liz and pam had the sensible idea of saving energy by emulating the gregory's girl horizontal dancing thing, and i wandered through london in the rain trying to find a bus home. (finally got in at 7am - 'cause, hey, that's the kind of crayzzeee girl i am.) and to coincide with sinister getting a new home, i'm getting one too. yes, i have finally bitten the bullet and am due to move out of my gran's house and into a brand new abode in brighton in 2 weeks time. i'll be sharing with a train driver. how cool is that? 'buzzwords' is coming on nicely now, but i still need creative nuggets for it if anyone would care to oblige. # un cafe au lait/ s'il vous plait.# a bientot, archel xxx ps: that cockney vampire on buffy said 'wanker' last night. it was so funny i nearly dropped several stitches. pps: 'alot' as in dividing up spoils is spelt with two 'l's, nick. there's room for more than one pedant around here, you know. ********** Rachel Playforth archel@iname.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
Some stuff: kerry sez:
i got 20 (gentle) lashes with a wet noodle from honey for spilling the news of my bodypart to the list, so i've decided to publicly apologize for what i did. i was under the impression that it was voluntarily anonymous.
Sorry to lash you with my pasta Kerry, I thought it was more of a tickle. Especially with you standing in the cold without your sweater on poor thing, you must be freezing by now. She's right actually I did say "unless you blab" on the WWW page, and forgot - sorry. But I do like them being anonymous: I see it as an experiment at the fringes of human exhibitionism, and jolly well it's going too. Mind you, you've got competition now Kerry, of an arty variety... I notice no boys have sent rude things in, apart from one rather pert and shadowy bottom. I think this tells us a lot. I'm promised something unpleasant from a buddhist in Newcastle, so you can all thank your lucky stars he doesn't have a scanner and Damon has nothing (yet) to "enforce" in that direction. pookie sez:
And Miss Honey means it too! Goodness..see what happens if you try and flip her skirt up...
and you're not getting a bodypart from that one, I can promise you. Apart from the one there already. And what was I doing on a sofa with Stuart Murdoch in my best sunday dress, Sweetie? See me after class :) jarkko sez:
Since the listcrush-thingy is up again, I thought I'd write. Arf. Like the new idea that when two people vote each other you get to know your crush. And I found a way to find out it every time someone votes you! All you have to do is vote every single person on the sinister list. Easy. Eh? Only 1200 mails to send.
Miss Crush asked me to pass this on: "Dear Jarkko. You said you've found a great way to find out who your crush is. Do you think I get paid a 6 figure salary for nothing? I won't let you vote more than once a day, and like tarts such as Damon have found out, you can't vote for more than one person at a time. I know this might be rough justice for people who are prepared to confess bisexuality (come on admit it) and people who go for anything that walks, but it's a rule for exactly this reason. I might introduce a "bisexual" command which will allow you two votes at the cost of having your name in big flashing lights on the WWW page as such. You'll just have to wait and see. Wasn't that you I saw at the bus stop on Friday with your flies undone? Love Miss Crush xxx" Hey and it might not be as sexy (yet) but the Sinister library remains stuffed full of some prize novellas - do visit it at: http://www.missprint.org/sinister/library and do send in any stories you have. There honestly are some great little stories there, some about eating severed parts of the body, some about 80s pop stars in space. Ages ago Gui sez:
hello, So-called musicians will love that... http://www.britpoptabs.com/
and I was disturbed to go there and see that said WWW person had borrowed them from the Sinister chords page, changed a few words from upper to lower case and forgotten to mention all you chumbags who'd actually written them, instead referring spookily to "the author". Divine justice has now prevailed. Even longer ago Jenny sez:
actually, my old primary teacher was called Miss Honey, like in Matilda and all that, and she was really nice and lovely and always made sure our milk wasn't warm and things.ok , so i feel a childhood regression coming on......
Oo regress all you like, that's what the Internet's for! Yesterday in the chatroom I was asked to sew name tags on two P.E. kits, so it's pretty accurate. Incidentally you know, the chat channel's a right old giggle, you must come. If you've never been, instructions at: http://www.missprint.org/sinister/#chat The other night Ms "If You're Feeling Sinister" popped in, and last week I'm sure Stuart David did. Well he was called "MrBigOne" and kept asking "r u sexy?", resorting to capitals when he got no reply, so I'm pretty sure it was him. archel sez:
also watched 'the umbrellas of cherbourg' again. it's dead good, you know.
And she was dead right. Tara, Miss Honey, Jenny's teacher xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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