Howdy Y'all... Big fat memory blurrs characterie this week, so yr mostly spared the 'dear diary' style entries. Although I must say, having woken up very hung over this morning after a night of mixing with minor celebs, I did NOT appreciate my pants being knicked at 10 in the morning... the offending pant thief is currently serving time in the nursery, I believe; just an interesting thought that currently my undewear is being abused by all the bastard kids in there... oibviously the Lego and Honey's inflatable sex toys just arn't enough for the little darlings nowadays. I don't know... kids; bastards. Luckily, I have another pair to wear. Lucky old me, I say, coz trouser draughts are almost as bad as as poo. I got an email this morning involving lifeguards, shagging repeatedly in the changing rooms, and Graham Coxon. In my delerious state, I thought I had hot gosip about Graham and some hunky lifeguard at it like rabbit in the changing rooms... I was in a delirious state because I found out that MY TOUNGE IS GREEN... fucking icky green too. Now this obviously means I'll be dead soon, so this could well be my last post. Bollocks. I hate green... it clashes with everything. Erica made me laugh... chocking the chicken is a very funny thing to say. I don't know why. Suggestion: use her sexual favours as a new currency on the list for tape swaps etc. OK, maybe not. Hi mimmie, welcome to Sinister. Can I please have my pants back soon???? I'm playing a really badly scratched David Bowie record really loud at the mo. Coz we're lovers.... oh hes a foxy devil... Ah, now I've got Disorder by Joy Div on.... foxier and foxier. Music to pin you down and corrupt you utterly. Beauty is an infectious thing. So is green toungness, I hope, coz if I've got it, everyone ele should too. I refuse to suffer alone. Come on then, roll up for a snog, you'll love it BAYBEEEE JD made some of the best pop everrrrr. OK off to a lecture chapps. Put the champane on ice, warm the bed, I'll be home before you can say 'oooohh you hansome devil'. Raining down love like glitter, Mark xxxxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+