Hi poptarts, I feel I must share this with you. Today I feel embarrassed. I was walking across a lawn at college today, lawn that was 2 parts grass and 3 parts mud, when my eye caught something. A girl, very attractive with ample bosoms. I smiled at her and then it happened. Because I took my gaze off of where I was going and on to her chest I failed to navigate around a very slippy bit of mud. And so I fell, arse over tit. I landed on my bottom and it really hurt. She rushed over and picked me up, I think I turned red. Later of embarrassment but then, erm, I winded my self in the presence of this goddess. she was very nice and even stayed with me until I could breath again. But I can't help but feel like an arse. My trousers were covered in mud and I had to go home with a muddy arse. Sadly I couldn't ask for her number, not that she'd give it to a Frank Spencer like me. I just couldn't do it, no really, I really couldn't. I physically couldn't. Ah well. Right, Mrs Williams has agreed to make some scones and cream, old Ralph Jones had agreed to donate the last few barrels of cider to the beer tent and the Vicar is going to announce the events so please turn up. But what is all this for? Well, we're gonna have ourselves a telethon. Honey needs a robot dog and we're the people to do it - no really. Sadly, I have nothing more to add :) Rob <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> Green Sheep http://members.tripod.co.uk/wpwe Ivor Polanski http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Performance/4408 <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+