chiquitas, i am trying to make a photo comic book, which will perhaps turn out to be strange because i'm not going to put faces in it, just bodies and objects. my first story will be a love story. don't we all adore love stories, kids? and if stuart murdoch's agent would like to contact me, i would like to be able to use shots of his bum in those silver pants. yum. lust from afar. ohohoh, and if anyone knows where i can find one of those cameras that i think was made by tyco that records black and white pictures on a cassette tape, email me please. and there was a cute boy working in wendy's when i went to get a monterey ranch chicken sandwich today, he was very nice and held the door for me and gave me a big smile, and could perhaps have been sensitive stan except i know he wasn't because sensitive stan would have run off and hid inside one of the trash bins when i smiled back. fluffy sarah wrote:

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NOT ME!!! Its not me! That Sarah is actually Sarah Martin de B&S :) I feel somewhat complimented by that! But alack and alas that Sarah is not me and as such I am still a mystery. I've never met lesely jo EVER. But! There may be pictures of me soon....or may not. Depending if I like them or not.<<

so, that would explain why you look so much like sarah martin of b+s, then. i was wondering...i think i can speak for the list when i say we'd love to see you in all your fluffy glory. erm, not that way. honest. stinky sleazy stan yelled:

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HEY JESSICA!!!! You want to send people pictures of YOU in YOUR KNICKERS???? What kind of WEIRD SHIT is THAT??? Just send me your KNICKERS AFTER you've worn them and I'll be a HAPPY MAN!!! <<

poo to you, stan, someone already beat you to it and has dibs on my knickers. and they are very smart and industrious, suggesting that i shrink-wrap them for maximum preservative effect. i was going to have them bronzed, but then how could they tell if they've been worn? sucks to be you, stan. now go eat some balloons. race me through this heart-broken town, jessicaxo * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * someone had spied on us, i suppose, as we sat beside the canal and ate the sandwiches, drinking not even orangeade or coca-cola but hot milk out of a thermos. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * t i n y s t a r @ w o r l d y . c o m (it's lovely being a girl) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+