I would quite like the new B&S record to sound like a Trevor Horn production from the early eighties. I think it would be a step in the right direction. But I doubt it will happen. I have it on good authority that TATU are not really lesbians at all. But they are partial to a bit of 'up the bum' sex. Makes you wonder, doesn't it? Well, it makes me wonder. It makes me wonder about the sweetness of pain. Another thing that makes me wonder about the sweetness of pain is moving house. I am moving house to Cambridge. It never fails to amaze me how difficult moving house actually is. I remember thinking that walking along a couple of streets with a suticase full of Penguin Classics was difficult. I saw this film called 'Sweet Sixteen'. You Scots are so cute! And those accents are adorable! My favourite character was Pinball, I really liked him, the wee fella. Well, I liked something about him. I liked the idea of him. He reminded me a lot of YOU to be honest. I am now searching for the ideal Lloyd Cole hair product. The best one I've found so far is 'Fibre Putty' or something by VO5. Two for the price of one at Boots. Check it out. WORD magazine refers to YOU LOT as 'the unwashed' in an article about vote-rigging. Nice to see everybody in London. Apparently Korfball is a cross between netball and rounders. Sounds a bit girlish for my liking. I'm looking forward to that Big Stu DVD. I hope it's full of Big Stu extras. I don't think 'the band don't see much of Isobel these days' is really good enough though. Today I saw David Moore and his lovely wife in Barcelona. They are very well, and we had a nice time. I just mention this in case you are their daughter and were wondering how they are getting on. Peter +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+