Sinister: Milk ain't the only thing that should be skimmed...
Milkmaids and spinisterines, books and book conventions, solo roadtrips and summer flings, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. No one really posts for weeks and rumors has it that Miss Honey ran off with a farmhand and has gotten herself knocked up (nothing like a blatantly false rumor to start off a post. Im getting back into the swing of things now, baby!). I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant squirrel races and we had one entry into the Isobel Campbell look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother? Oh, I never claimed to be a "Real Genuis" anyway... Miss Laura Llew Its not just my name. It is a command. Im gone for the summer and does anyone even notice my absence? No sirree (not even Ree!). No one writes. No sonnets dedicated in my memory. No Petrarchs being resurrected for me. All I want is a small statue made out of spam dedicated to my glory. Is this too much to ask? I would even settle for a jello mold that kind of resembles me if I were to tilt my head and squint my eyes but noooooooo. To punish you all, Im going to shock this list by actually posting some musings over our favorite group, Pink Floyd. Erh.... No. I mean that other group we used to talk about. You know, the one with the guy with the twee voice and that chic who plays cello with the healthy bum.... Is anyone else wondering when someone will stand up and take credit for being the master behind the artwork that inspired the title for the new album? Remember what James Carville (close enough) said about those who were making claims about Bill Clintons deeds (Why are we just now calling him a lame duck?) Theres no telling what youll get when you drag a 100 dollar bill through a trailer park. Well, can you imagine what wed find trolling for a clever bathroom graffiti artists? I had heard someone mention an article about Belle & Sebastian in a respectable magazine like Time. (I like a group featured in Time? Am I getting to be middle-aged already?) I just happened to be in the Doctors office a couple of weeks later and so I decided to hunt for it. A couple of the other people in the waiting room gave me funny looks as I collected all of the issues of Time in a neat pile (theyre printed weekly and I didnt know which issue it was in) and methodically went through each one skimming for a picture of my future cabana boy. When I would come up empty, I would quickly discard the magazine - tossing it aside almost decapitating some wary patients who soon learned the art of ducking. Six knocked over lamps later, I found it! Eureka! (but no pics of Stu in the bath tub). I cant say a bad thing about Stu but the other members of the band were looking kind of shady in their pictures, eh? There was a 'precious' mention of The Catcher in The Rye. The article quoted some internet fan as posting something to the effect of, "The new Belle & Sebastian album is beautiful. There is a God!!!" Well, you know it wasnt it from this list since it became uncool to actually like the album. Ignore my cynicism and lets move on to a deeper subject of discussion. I somehow doubt that if there is a God he is going to display his presence through a Scottish bands album. Call me a religious elitist, I know. As all southerners know, God only displays his presence through billboards with witty saying like, "Nice wedding. Invite me to the marriage", "Which part of 'thou shalt not' did you not understand?", "My way is the highway", "The ten commandments arent multiple choice" and "If you use my name in vain again, Ill make the commute home longer". Yes, billboards with these sayings and then the name GOD penned under it pepper the Interstates of the Southern United States. Im not sure who sponsors them (some reason I think the Almighty himself might choose a better color scheme then the pasty drabness usually used) but I find them amusing as Im cruising looking for young impressionable boys in which I can sweet talk into buying me lots of books. Mmm, thinking of books I have a new recommendation. Its a Belle and Sebastian recommendation even and I expect you all to read it. I see you sweating.Dont worry its a children's book so there are lots of pretty pictures. The Book: Miss Rumphius The Author: Cooney The Belle & Sebby Song It Correlates With: I Could Be Dreaming. The line: "Do something pretty while you can" It won a book award and I find it quite nice. While Im not as fond of it as Dr. Seuss (who I sport socks dedicated to his characters daily) or "Tuesday" (nothing like flying frogs!), I do find it to be a great book with a Belle and Sebby theme. Rah! If I had known that Julie was left by her lonesome in New York, I would have dropped by while I was up there last weekend. Jules & I bonded after we both found out that we had fallen in love with boys who had wandered into the bookstore and bought a book of Dorothy Parker poetry. Oh the things that will make young girls swoon! We could have rented Twin Peaks and had a marathon. A friend and I discussed once and figured the elements of such would be coffee (well hot chocolate for me and not just because I put a fish in the percolator), cherry pie, and a dead girl in a plastic bag for effect. You have some extra roommates lying around, dont you Julie? (Megan, be thankful youre in Oregon). I checked out the movie "Laura" from the Library this weekend. It is an older movie also featuring a dead girl named Laura. I recommend it highly but then again I would. And on a personal note (which is a bit flat) - I went on my first solo roadtrip! I have cut the US horizontally by car almost 10 times by now and have taken it from every angle possible so I decided to go straight up to New York. It was just me, my car, a bag of salt & vinegar chips, root beer, and some shoddy mix tapes. I disturbed myself by at one point listening to music in alphabetical order. I had the Silver Jews, Silversun, The Smiths, and then I started to scare myself so I threw in Simon & Garfunkel to keep myself sane (probably the only time S&Gs music was used for that purpose!). I drove the entirety of the beautiful Blue Ridge Parkway (a 500 mile scenic drive which cuts through the Blue Ridge Mountains which run from Pennsylvania to Georgia. However, the parkway itself only covers from North Carolina to the Shenandoah Valley in Virginia where it then turns into Skyland Drive and you have to pay a whopping 10 dollars just to drive the stinking road which has potholes! All Im screaming, at the top of my lungs like a demon possessed banshee and my pocket 10 dollars lighter, is that if Im paying that much to drive a drive than I shouldnt have to replace two tires at the end of it. Plus, for ten bucks I could use some entertainment like those deer that were just frolicking by the side of the road at every curve should have some top hats on and some canes. I wanna a musical! and maybe a back massage by the cute forest ranger who took my money..). I also met my first Belle and Sebastian fan (besides the sleepy eye girl that keeps haunting me in the mirror every time I brush my teeth in the morning). We didnt actually talk about the band but I did catch a glimpse of the larger than Llew poster of Joy Division in their room and I fell in love instantly. Dont worry, it wasnt anyone from the list so Im still a Sinister Virgin and Enigma. I love you all. That other mailing list meant nothing to me. Wawa Woo (my twee name) meeting all of your Laura Llew needs since 1977 (Name Dropping Time) PS - Willzebub Porter (aka Preposition Prince), I had to make sure you didnt get bored so I put gramatical errors by the spoonful in there just for you. It has nothing at all to do with the fact that rereading what Ive written is more painful than a Kathy Lee Gifford cruise line commercial. PPS- Velocity Girl, I hope your arm is healing painlessly. Being a spinisterine youre lucky it wasnt your hip! PPPS- Jan Imgrund will kick me but Im my book list is becoming stale and I need more recommendations to keep me busy. The current list is found at http://perso.club-internet.fr/jimgrund/litlist.htm PPPPS - Arantxa, I have fallen in love with you. Whether its your use of sexy words like algonquin table or the fact your name reminds me of Anthrax, I know not. Let's form some underground writing guild of some sort. Well, we'll use that as a cover and in fact just meet and say snipey things to each other. PPPPPS - I have also decided to adore William (Bill) Harris. Unless your middle name is Andrew and you were born in 1974. Then, I want my "Angle of Repose" book and black fleece with the green trim back NOW, you petty little thief. PPPPPPS- Damon, Im sorry I didnt get in touch with you last week. There were 'complications' but Ill be back in the later part of September running around the hospital in one of those gowns that dont close in the back like a wild wood nymph screaming for some pain killers, a tongue depressor, and a stethoscope for a nifty little experiment that Ive been concocting in my mind for months now. PPPPPPPS - Can Linda be bribed? PPPPPPPPS - I need a new dark haired, book & pixie loving boy to develop a crush on now that the fabled Jim Gilmer has quit the list in favor of some writing camp with famous people mentoring him daily. Oh the pain! PPPPPPPPPS - Can I make my PSs longer than my actual posts? Dang, this thing has been long. I'm sorry. ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. 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----- Original Message ----- From: "Laura Llew" <lleweth@hotmail.com> To: <sinister@missprint.org> Sent: Sunday, July 16, 2000 10:20 PM Subject: Sinister: Milk ain't the only thing that should be skimmed...
PPPPS - Arantxa, I have fallen in love with you. Whether it's your use of sexy words like algonquin table or the fact your name reminds me of Anthrax, I know not. Let's form some underground writing guild of some sort. Well, we'll use that as a cover and in fact just meet and say snipey things to each other. PPPPPPPPS - I need a new dark haired, book & pixie loving boy to develop a crush on now that the fabled Jim Gilmer has quit the list in favor of some writing camp with famous people mentoring him daily. Oh the pain!
well, the best i can do is that i'm a dark haired, constantly reading boy in georgia who was getting quite tipsy in the algonquin round room last month (the ugly truth is that my sinister photo was taken moments afterwards), and have a friend who i believe *is* the reincarnated dorothy...at least she was before she got married, sadly, but my name is nowhere near as interesting as arantxa's. :) jay, who asks if he forgot to mention that he would make passes at girls who wear glasses if he didn't share blake's shyness, especially around coffee/bookstore employees, and is shamelessly plugging himself! oh yeah............i like the new album! it's ace! "how should i react? these things happen to other people" +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
earlier this week someone said: tart action and a shiver ran down my spine...woo... also earlier this week i saw an actual galaxie 500 automobile. and lord was it slick looking. i somehow thought that the band would name themselves after a less ostentatious vehicle, i think stuart's next mobile should be a galaxie 500. it'd make him the talk of glasgow. i was glad to hear that the picnic went well. if anyone sees ben 'germain' stimpson around tell him to clean out his email folder because i can't get through to him. andy th angel mentioned having picnic envy, and so do i i think but it just seems like herding cats getting people all in one place for one thing here in toronto. maybe its my body odour or my grating personality. maybe they all hang out together and talk about what's wrong with me. but really, its more tiring than getting water from a well in a seive. not that i've ever really dealt with wells or anything...sure i came from the suburbs but at least we had water laid on and indoor plumbing. the clientele, who do they think they are? i waited months for anything at all by them to be available to me here, i had mp3s and such and waited and hoped and things...and then what do they release but a shoddy little 4 song ep that only lasts for 13 minutes and one of those 4 songs is a rip off of dear prudence from the white album so really, i mean that's 10 minutes of music for 8 months of anticipation, and none of them are as good as the we could walk together song i got on mp3....sigh.... next thing we know they'll start thinking their really indie and never ever ever tour or even release records except in theory. sad motherfuckers. so yeah! big ups to Lawrence for standing up for jesus and co. i personally don't really do the religeon thing. but with few exceptions christian churches have always been nice to me, and they're quiet and cold on busy hot days. and the people in them frequently lend me tools and things when i'm in a bind. so yeah. word to churches and religeon in general. during exams this year the hare krishnas went by in their robes with their dholak and tambourine and a group of my friends were sitting on the porch of this campus social center and drinking tea and freaking out in our own personal little ways having nervous conversation ...and the interuption that these hare krishna caused was the most welcome thing in the world. not one of us didn't just look at them go by and in the moment of silence think 'i could just play a tambourine and run around and care about a god entity and screw this whole exams thing' which is a bit crass and self-serving...but i think that stands in for larger issues. yeah! +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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