One of my top mishearings was from Expectations, 'And the headset that you always wear, a queer one from the start' I imagined an awkwardly thin girl with those earphones on like Eskimo ear-muffs, dancing around to the Mamas and Papas, her head almost over-heavy from the headset, threatening to drag her head first into the pavement. anyway, this song's dedicated to Bron. The good doctor told her she needs Struan singing for her live and vegan pancakes from the Pick Me Up cafe on North Clark. ------- Sunday morning, it is beautiful, it's grey and there is rain Looking out into the fog, the melting faces on the train, Your clothes look ragged, your gaze happy, and I suspect You haven't slept, messy lipstick on your face Perhaps you're Astrid and you've been dancing with the Belles Your star so lovely, that your age they cannot tell Your obsessions get you known throughout Sinister for being strange Crushing Bobby, and whispering him 'Jag älskar dig.' In the queue of posts, some sour kids have got no appetite Forgetting what it's like to be young and to be tight So they leave the list, they scoff and snarl and go berserk Don't they know that Sinister is just a lovely place to flirt? Hey there's Ken Chu He writes posts, they're the Most Fulluv charm, my nose is brown Soon I'll have something to say When this refrain finally goes away Sunday morning, it is beautiful, it's grey and there is rain e.e. compiles brill haikus culled from our collective brain Spring has come, the tour has started, what can you expect Pre-show meetups, double whiskies and (I hope) hickies on our necks Tell us the setlist, Struan's dancing and Bel's Dylan dress We've got everything to gain 'cause we're easily impressed All the naughty boys and naughty girls that you have snogged We're secretly into S&M and we love getting flogged After the show we lock ourselves away inside a motel room Sing the songs we heard and drink ourselves silly until noon Stumble in our cardies back into the light They think we're twee, we've got to make the bastards think they're right Hey, the sky is blue Like the porn on the tube Are you calm? settle down Chicago's not all gangsters insane For one day Sinister will reign Is this cool? I don't know It's not Gwar or I Love My Car Listen to me here's the end

From a boy neath the smoker's railway arch You're on top of the world a-ghhhhhhhhen.

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