I don't think I've ever inserted any small object into any orifice, not even when I was little. I did poke my dad in the eye with some scissors though. He came up behind me and asked me what I was doing and I turned round with my scissors in my hand and... ouch. Thankfully he was alright, though he did have to go to the eye hospital. Anyone else maimed their parents? Sarah, I think you should call your goldfish Simon Parkin. I'm getting a hamster called that as soon as I move into my new house, but it''ll have to be fluffy and ginger. I've still only got one vote on the list crush... where have those other 4 people got to...? If you vote for me I'll give you a kiss in voucher form, redeemable wherever you like. This is not a joke. And bagpipes are good because I say so. Hum, that isn't really an argument is it? They're good because they can be used to create really eerie sounds if used in the right way. The albion band used them really well but I suspect those were bretton pipes (shutupyoupedant)... Why is JD Salinger a perv? I mean, I suspect a good amount of old men would like the company of younger women & from what I heard this amounts to two women - his wife and a girl who stayed with him and he *never had a relationship with* the latter. To go off at a tangent, (what has happened to the duke BTW) do you think that any of the legendary pile of books he's written will be published in his lifetime? I want to read more Glass stories, I'm just in love with that world. Oh and you should all go to Keith's site because you like I probably didn't realise he painted such beautiful pictures, even if he is an evil alien monkey whore (joke). ta ta, weejay xxx Blue Glow is now at http://diskant.future.easyspace.com/blueglow/ (This network is as sick as a dog. If you can't get through try maleslut@chickmail.com instead) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+