Magnetic Megan gave the 10% of us a red hot tip: "Duchamp's Fountain" ...in the 3.30 at Chepstow. Erica made the list crush results pump blow a gasket by talking about bras: "they believe that for a brassires to be both big and glamourous, they have to made entirely out of lace and satin in suggestive colours (anything other than white, basically) and have little bows on the straps. What next? bells?" That would be good, because then blind people could stare at women with big jugs as well. Those sweets that "men" were throwing at Isobel in Leeds, were they bogey flavoured sweets like the ones Harry Potter's got? If so, perhaps next time they could cut out the middle man and just flick bogeys at her. And her arse is big, she said so in an interview. The exact words she used were "I've got a really big bottom", so there's no need to feel bad about pointing out how massive it is. She was probably trying to clean the camera lens with it on the telly, so it's no wonder it took up the whole screen. I think the box set is an excellent idea from Jeepster. I wonder if it'll look a bit like a fag packet? Many thanks to the Man with the Masterplan for sending me a tape of Go Kart Mozart. My favourite tracks so far are "Drinkin' Um Bongo", the musical equivalent of the harrowing book "We Wish To Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Forced To Listen To Go Kart Mozart Together With Our Families", and "Sailor Boy", with which you are all familiar. The tape also features two versions of "The Loneliness of the Middle Distance Runner", one after the other, just like blues legend Robert Johnson. They come from that Tube programme, the whistling's bloody awful, but the mad freak-out axe solo is great. I just wish it was twenty minutes long. THAI NEWS: Oon sends a big hug, bless her. There's a golf course in the middle of Bangkok airport, or vice versa. Right, I'm off to World of Keith. Sister Disco +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+