The lovely Arantxa wrote:

There was a widespread concern about the short supply of smut lately, no doubt Nick relies on himself as the one to sort out our worries.My God.I am happy my mum cannot understand English in case she ever reads these things.Ewan is not going to be demanded again for a frontal one if Hollywood hears of Nick.

No, because Ewan MacGregor has a huge cock and I don't. Hollywood, however, has already heard of me, as I never tire of telling people. Luckily, I was only thirteen at the time and so had an excuse for not having a huge cock. And Mr Spielberg didn't ask me to show it to him anyway. But if he had, what a story it might have been! If you look for me on imdb.com you'll find my surname had only one 'o' then. I have a policy of adding one letter to my name every few years. My the time I die I hope to be called Nichodopoloposis Dastooredopevic. Anyway, I'm sick of smut. I am setting up a 'smut box' into which I shall toss a coin every time I catch myself getting jiggy. Chat room activity is excepted because I find it's the only way to get through to people in there.

I wonder how they make the Guardian every day...maybe they have gnome helpers as Santa.

No, but we do rely on a huge army of immigrant sweatshop workers, or 'Oompah-Lumpah' as the management like to call them to throw the meddling right-wing press off the scent of a scandal. Thank God for the Oompah-Lumpah I say! If it weren't for them there wouldn't be enough hours in the day for me to complete the Great Stoke Newington Novel that I am writing on company time. It's like a cross between the Great American Novel and a Hampstead Novel, but without the epoch-defining scope of the former or the good schools of the latter. I got sick of listening to 'The Gate' before I even bought it. Please *God* don't let this start off an endless thread about Belle and Sebastian. Oh - ~ Nick xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+