dearest Sini, i have posted mainly out of fear of being damned as a lurker, but also because i'm sat in a hot computer room, so i'm in the mood for posting. firstly, a cuss to idleberry for spoiling Honey's surprise pressie. if anyone is interested in this still, please email me with 'honey's pressie' in the subject. danke. secondly (this is despite me getting upset whenever other Sinites do this without mentioning me) an 'it's me, mum' wave to eric, miles and loz. and to all the rest of you who aren't very happy but are a bit lonesome. tonight. oh, so here's the news. i came out to my best friend at uni, and he has been grate about it. i also came out to a couple of my other friends, who have also been grate, so things are looking a bit up. next in line is my folks, who i will tell maybe at the christmas holidays: Pops: Shall i carve the turkey? Ma: Wait, aren't we forgetting something? Jonny: Oh, yeah, I'm gay. Can i have some stuffing? Matron. -scene fades- that will be fun, hem hem. my flatmates are still Prime Swines, but i have won the Porn Wars. They found a porn poster (an woman dressed in her best Grange Hill uniform, only with her mucky old pants showing, with the hilarious tagline 'Study Hard' - geddit?) which they put on the kitchen wall. For some reason, it kept falling down, almost as though someone kept loosening the blu-tac (did you know that that is actually how blue-tack is spelt? ridiculous), and eventually, they gave up putting it back up again. there was a bit of a revival the other week, but by then i only had to look at the poster and it fell down, never to return. tragedy! however, they are having their revenge by assaulting me with the finest selection of AOR - Knights in White Satin, Kissed by a Rose, early Genesis! shoot me and do it now. they had a conversation about trying to fit two people into our single beds the other day: Flatmate 1: it's really hard trying to sleep in those tiny beds FM2: yeah, every time you turn over you nearly fall out Jonny: you think you've got it bad! try fitting in there with an 18 stone builder called Keith who's three feet across the shoulders! then tell me it's a squeeze! Lightweights. -scene fades again- in case you hadn't guessed, the amount of news i have is minimal. i have converted one whole person to B&S. i have started with tigermilk, and the EPs, but what next? all tips and suggestions to the usual address. oh, and for those of you still puzzling over my one clue Sini crossword, here is the answer: clue: erica macarthur and eric d. brasure lose their surnames and meet an e-mama (7, 7) answer: america, america. surely that was obvious. oh well, there goes the Grate Sini Christmas Crossword. OK i'm going to put on my scarf and skip into the sunset. lots of love j.xxx ps there has been a lot of discussion about love and crushes recently. can i just say 'ha!' because i got list-crushed, and '*sob*' because i've never been crushed in real life. not in a good way anyway. all sympathy and declarations of love in the peak district area to the usual address. _____________________________________________ Free email with personality! Over 200 domains! http://www.MyOwnEmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+