I'm just writing to let Jonny know he can relax a little on the Elvis thing as "Always on my mind" is more properly a Willie Nelson song (Any who are familiar with Palace will now understand the title line.)And it's pretty safe to assume that were there an Elvis, he would certainly not be down the Willows this Friday. I read of a woman once who had caught one of the real Elvis' silk scarves once and had then set out to catch as many as she could from the impersonators of the world (why both Elvis and his league of Elvii insist on chucking neck gear I do not know) at the time of writing she had over 200 carefully folded in a drawer in her room. To all those who have quibbled on all matters toast and jam (shit, had anyone mentioned jam), you may be pleased to know that I have found the Good Doctor. <http://www.drtoast.com/> I'm sure he can set us right, and he seems to have a Haiku or two. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+