Hello there, yes, even you. I now have a voice after spending what seems like an eternity in the nursery listening to all of you others having fun without me. I am now here, possibly to stay, and ready to put across many zany and profound views. Hmm. Can't think of anything at the moment, but rest assured, you WILL hear more from the Romantic Scotsman. RE: objects in orifices; I haven't had anything up my nose, but I once had a ten pence piece (the older, bigger kind) lodged in my throat and had to held upside down and shaken violently until it was dislodged. I was 7, I think.... I am one of the unluck many who didn't make it to the first Bowlie, but I doubt I'll go to the second, as B&S aren't. Pity. If the fish are still unnamed, I suggest, Tricky and Dicky. That's all for today class, you can all go home now. Remember your permission slips for tomorrow's picnic. -- Jason Andreas -- The Romantic Scotsman -- -- The original owner of a broken heart -- { jasonandreas@breathemail.net } -- contact me ... oh yes! -- -- Spammers WILL be shot... -- +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+