...was the headline on Saturday's Gloucestershire Echo and referred not to everyone's favourite 82 year old maiden aunt but to a dog. But it made me smile so i thought i'd share :) WEIRD DREAM OF THE WEEK OK so i'm looking at all the cds my mother has bought for a party and some of them are quite hip (well, hip for my mum anyway), but one of them is a REMIX of the FLORAL DANCE by terry wogan and then Tezza himself turns up and starts singing it and it's like a hard techno version but i can't really hear it, and tezza is smiling and i'm sure there was a remix done by pulp on the cd too, then i woke up... GLASTONBURY is only two days away and i'm DEADDEADDEAD excited although i am slightly wary that we'll all die of sunstroke rather than trench foot. Anyone who is coming but who isn't on siniglasto ( http://www.egroups.com/group/siniglasto which now boasts a whole dozen members) there is to be a fantastic Sinister Glasto meet-up (no, really there is). It is FRIDAY afternoon about 4.30pm at the MEDICAL CENTRE near the FARMHOUSE. Please bring an inflatable object of your choice. PICNICS It's good to see summer picnics proliferating across the country and indeed the globe. I will endeavour to get to Primrose Hill, have to see how the finances are holding up. Unfortunately my sister is coming to see me the weekend of the Sheffield one cos it would have been nice to go to that one and meet midlandy type people. Oh POO, the London one's going to be the 15th as well now POO POO POO, curse the greco-scottish alliance :) Wonder if my sister fancies a daytrip to London..... *steve works on fiendish plan GRATE BIG TENT Radioheed are using a GRATE BIG TENT to do their gigs in this summer. Maybe a certain other band could borrow it after they've finished with it, tidy it up a bit, cut it in half and use it for their gigs, on the off chance that they actually get round to BLIMMING WELL DOING SOME. On the bright side, hopefully they won't announce the dates until i've got my redundancy money, then i can do silly things like go to Nude York to see them. OXFORD Speaking of redundancy, plans move ever forward for a move to Oxford, to the point where I've actually got some application forms to fill in for jobs in Oxford and have some numbers to ring up for some more, WOW, we might get there for christmas yet... HEADINGS seemed the most appropriate way to say "bye, trous" Has anyone else notice Jo Brooker in goal for Holland? (I think it was holland anyway, all these football matches are blurring into one now, all I seemed to do last week was watch football and this life) Applying the factor 40 xoxo CarsmileSteve +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+