Peter Miller wrote :

That's quite all right Adrian, an arse in the hand is worth two in the bush. How about lightening our load by giving us an update on the squashed hedgehog situation in Devon? It's been quite a while now, and it's something that affects us all, not like all this studenty hargey-bargey how's your father.

You are a very very sick man....second only to me I'm afraid. Just for you Peter, this weeks helping frm the Motorway Maintenance Unit here in Devon. On the first day of xmas...blah blah blah... 7 Badgers 1 Swan..........1 SWAN !!! Like you can't tell the fucking difference between a road and a river...DOH ! Never liked swans...evil bastards. 2 Dogs...always a family choker. 1 Deer and....2 Foxes. A remarkably Sinister friendly week !! Also.. 2 oil spillages and 1 ladder....A ladder ! I ask you. How in God's name do you lose a ladder on the M5 ? And what happened to the bloke/bird driving behind the vehicle from which said ladder slipped its moorings ? Never mind. -- Adrian. Pity would be no more If we did not make somebody poor And mercy no more could be If all were happy as we. William Blake. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------