-----Original Message----- From: Newth, Tom <TNewth@christies.com> To: 'sinister' <sinister@Majordomo.net> Date: 02 June 1999 14:36 Subject: Sinister: Come down off the cross, we can use the wood

I know someone who got a vibrating love egg stuck up their bum. Not very pleasant apparently. (and no, that's not a roundabout way of saying it was me - the best I've done is a sugarpuff up my nose and bacon rind wrapped round my tonsils).

A medic-student friend of mine had to deal with a bloke who had a vibrator stuck up his bum - apparently he was sitting there happy as a clam, saying, "I have a vibrator in my bottom. My wife put it there." All the students were v polite and kept their faces straight, but the real doctors were creasing up. They had to send a call round the hospital for the doctor with the longest fingers. When he turned up, he took one look at the bloke and ran out of the room cos he was laughing so hard. They tried to do an x-ray but it didn't work cos the entertainment appliance was still on and buzzing manically in its cosy nook. In the end they had to knock the guy out and haul it down with forceps. so kids, be careful what you try at home. I've just bought TBWTAS, finally. One of those people who listen to the same cd for ages then eveeeennnntttttttuuuuuuaaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyyy get round to buying another. It is incredible - the best b&s i have heard, i never twigged that isobel had a lovely voice. is it wicked not to care? Oh yes. WOW!!!! I just realised, i've been using capitals! This is so strange. usually i defend to the death my right not to (by being very quiet) unless i want to SHOUT SOMETHING LOUD Cheese pun: Ease your feet in the Brie. mISSED EUROvision (oops caps lock) cos was at gig of one of THE BEST BANDS IN THE WORLD. EVER. now sadly no longer with us cos it was a bye-bye gig. Beaker? anyone? oxforddy people may have heard of them. but prob no-one else :o( which is sad. even a tragedy. but hey. when i was a kiddy i had a beaker - it was like a mug with a lid, with some tiny holes punched in it, so i could drink without spilling anything. so i couldn't go home weeping over spilt/split-up milk/band but i bought TBWTAS instead. Eurovision - did anything come close to Guido from Italy, last year? The old bloke with the great swathes of manky hair and lurid clothes who leapt up the stage walls, swinging like a gibbon from the balconies? howling GUIDO! GUIDO LOOOOOOOVES YOU! they just don't write them like that any more. loving and leaving, janet +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+