Allo puddin cups, i'm supposed to be spring cleaning but i jsut can't do it..and oh dear..please help me..my younger brother is bringing his friend over and i can't bear him,one irritating boy is enough..not too...they jump and pull hair and tear everything apart....

these days i have been scrawling "belle&sebastian are god" on my desks in class in the hopes that someone in another class will see it, understand and search me out. however, so far this has proven to be in vain.. i don't know one person in my school who likes them, unless ive introduced them to b&s myself. well, boo for them cos it's my last year there anyway!

I wrote 'Seeing Other People on the desk in physical science and this girl (who i later found out i knew all along) thought it was the most beautiful thing and she went on to give her own poems which also had the lines 'a hand over my mouth a hand over the window' well soemthing like that anyways.Then she told me she had her boyfriends name tattooed on her butt.I want a tattoo.

Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1998 22:16:59 -0500 (CDT) From: Schaffenberger <kschaffe@trinity.edu> Subject: Re: Sinister: and i'm just happy to be alive

"I went to my crush's house in the middle of the night to leave him a rose and candy. Unfortunately, I tripped up a high-tech alarm system. As alarms blasted and lights flashed on and off, he came to his window, and saw me there. To make matters worse, I had just gotten my period! Talk about supreme and utter humiliation! Now he calls me Alarm Girl!"

none of these are true. Well, they didn't happen to me, at least.

-Kristen

my mother got me a magazine from england once,and it was like a brit version of ym.Their embarassing moments are really different.It's like 'i was on the bus,and i sat down on some gum,ohmigod!' It's annoying,but not embarassing...anyways the American ones,like Kristen said...it's true it's always bodily functions.And dares they do! 'my friends dared me to run around naked on the front lawn singing 'i've got rhythm i've got music,i've got my gal who could ask for anything more?'...and after i had,the football was there laughing,cos they could see everything' Well,if you're bold enough to take all your clothes off for the neighbours,what's a couple of football players? But sometimes there are happy endings "one day i puked in front of my whole geography class,and this total hottie thought it was sweet.He calls me Vomit Girl and we've been going out ever since" or 'my best friend and I had a major crush on the same boy.When she told me,I was so devastated that I killed her with my bare hands.But the next morning,everyone was talking about it,and the boy I liked didn't want to go with me cause I was a "crazy assed ho".I was so embarrased I wanted to die' And why are those girls so stupid? They really do give us a bad name 'dear kimmie,my boyfriend licked my toe,does this mean i'm pregnant?' sigh

Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1998 10:24:36 +0100 (BST) From: "A.M. Horne" <amh20@hermes.cam.ac.uk> Subject: Re: Sinister: Right then...

help!!! i'm trapped on my own in the mailing list: the last 3 (now 4) messages are all from me.. I'm talking to myself!!

aaaaaah!!!!

espadrille (of course: as if there's anybody else here: huh...)

I think I'm alone here too...why doesn't anyone come to sinister and chat with me! Whenever I go there,no-one is there...and when there ARE lovely people I always have to leave. The cosmic forces are at work...i was supposed to go soemwhere today (and really the only reason for me wanteing ot go there was to a see a certain person) but i couldn't go today and it turns out that person wasn't there,and he is ALWAYS there...the day i don't go..he's not there...Cosmic Forces!!!! I shall be conducting an experiment... I want to go on vacation.Everyone's always somewhere,my brother's in Japan,and he was just in AustraliaI've never gone to Europe.I've only stayed in the Americas...and that's not really true,because i haven't even gone to South America.Which is a shame,i would like to go to Brazil.I played Go Fish with a boy from Brazil once,he was so sweet he'd always say 'go fish darling' Well I will be going to England in 2 years so that comforts me,yeah sleeping in ditches...my Welsh friend told me i can sleep on grassy hills...it's all good ramble ramble ramble.... xoxoxo Genevieve oh what a hell of a show but what i want to know what exactly do you do for an encore? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Listen, this is pish, I think I'll leave -----------------------------------------------------------------------