well I is back ducked out of a lecture to come to a computer room just to say hi to you lovely people so what have i been up to? well you'll be pleased to hear that I avoided seeing atomic kitten play at the uni.... they decided that it was too small a gig for them as they were number one and so they cancelled. of course had they cancelled normally they would have been forced to pay costs but it seems two of them came down with bronchitis on the day of the gig...they seemed fine on TV 2 days later! did get to see the divine comedy on valentines day though....with a cute girl too....of course she's just a friend....and a sinister one at that so hello sweetie. anyway...thats it for gigs lately...may go to see brave captain support lowgold soon.....if i can find a friend to go with.....by the way does anyone know whether lowgold are any good? and another thing does anyone else feel that stuart davids promotion of the new book has been taken too far, hijacking the looper site was funny but its been up too long now and people who want to find out about the band are only getting a (bizarre) advert for the new book by stuart and so on to this posts bizarre story of stuff that happened on a drunken night out....was in the pub (as per usual) on friday night (freestylers were guest dj's....total turd) and saw my mate rick so went to say hi cos I hadn't seen him in ages. he was sitting with 3 birds who I didn't recognise but one of them recognised me...oh dear....the conversation went something like this bird 1-you're owen aren't you me-yeah b1-you fucked leona rick-i didn't tell them (walks away leaving me with them) b1-no we know leona well, you're lucky getting to fuck her bird2-she was lucky from what i heard bird3-yeah you're a good shag you know me-oh ermm (turns a little bit red) well they introduced themselves and it turns out they were called june alex and i cant remember bird3's name. the conversation continued thus alex-june's a lovely girl, hasn't she got great tits june-(giggles) alex-of course my tits are nice to (thrusts them in my face) but i've got a boyfriend so i think you should fuck june me-ermm i better go get back to my friends, see you later (retreats at great velocity) so thats the story...some birds i didnt know told me they heard i was a good shag, thrust their (rather large) tits in my face and then tried to get me to fuck one of them. I didn't of course for many reasons, firstly these girls seemed a tad strange, secondly they were all rather fat (hence them having huge tits) and thirdly I was bloody petrified of them, they were fucking scarry. anyway thats all from me for now but I'll be back owen with that the narrow wizard waggled his bushy eyebrows and disappeared in a flash of blue flame leaving behind only a faint smell of cinammon +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+