In a message dated 11/06/1998 10:56:26 GMT, Jimmy Hill wrote:

After Brazil scored in the first four minutes, every single Scotland supporter in the Uni of London Union had there head in their hands, expecting a total thrashing, which all the English 'friends' assured us we were going to get. So they did very well indeed.

Despite the fact that footy smells of poo, I watched the Scotland match with a couple of (English) friends. Everyone agreed that "the boys done well"(TM), but when asked about England's chances suggested it was a pity that Sweden hadn't qualified, 'coz as everyone knows, English strikers know how to beat the Swedes. Fnar fnar. Actually, it's not funny. Apparently Stan Collymore knocked Ulrikakakakaka to the ground and kicked her in the head. Good on the lass for dumping him pronto. Probably did less damage to the head than listening to Sean Connery at the karaoke would've, though.

I can't believe I just talked about football, what's got into me!

For the next month it'll be that and Wimbledon.

B&S content -

Bugger. I don't have any of that.

Any London Listies fancy getting together a huge Scottish contingent for the next match, and finding a decent pub with some decent Scottish beer? (is that a contradiction in terms?)

I'll have you know, my lass, that my pint of 80 could beat any fancy pants beer in an arm wrestle with it's hands tied behind it's back. If it had hands. Bored ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------