* Lyrics to Legal Man. Hello, God, I've posted to this list about a sum total of 2 times. First time round, no-one noticed apart from ("all I care about is…") Velocity Girl ("two-and-a-half minutes of jangly guitar"). Thanks Vel, I'd join the spinisterines were it not for the fact that I have, err, too many moving parts. Oh and, I'm not single - siggghhhh. I suppose I should stick to the archetypal boring format. I might as well say hello to that ever so sinister Alan Burns, the wonderful Jennifer Hodgson, and the sublime Kathryn Dutton. Na, I guess I won't since that is list abuse. Sinister (which everyone knows is etymologically linked to the Meek for "peddles smut and bludgeons society with the twee manifesto") is where I'd like to live. I still don't know the link for the Sinister Village. Can someone send me it, please? Mandatory smut content: my unlucky girlfriend is coming up on the 15th of June to the sunny climes of Ayrshire. Great F!U!N. "Smut content?!" Kathryn queries. Err, well B&S content then - since we'll probably spend the sojourn soundtracked by FISHYCLAP. No. 15 in the charts for Legal Man. Hmm, someone said "change is good; progression is good". Change that to "change for the better is good; retrogression is bad". Retro Retro Retro. Hmmm, I still love the track - though it does feel like Stevie's bastard child. It's a more Stevie oriented single (or at least it feels that way.) With Struan lurking ('cos that's what he does, lurks) in the shadows. I reckon Struan should start a solo side-project 'cos, as, that lovely Mr Dastoor once said, "it's his songs we fell in love with." To be honest, the other band members' songs always seem rather flaccid when placed next to Struan's "wondertrax" (© Nick Dastoor). That's another point. Mr Dastoor, would you be so kind as to put up a list of all the authors of B&S' songs onto Sinister? I mean the obtuse personages never attribute the song to anyone or the other. It'd be nice to know who pens the songs - I don't even know why I'm asking you. You just seem knowledgeable, I guess. Anyone who has the knowledge I desire, please share it. Right, I'll retreat back into the shadows. L.o.v.e. David. "In my head, I'm kissing her all ways, In my heart, I'm missing her always." (Frail Gail, Madge Bishop's Shellsuit.) ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+