Chocoholic Dreams (by idleberry when she were, like 17.. smutty little tart) A luscious bar of creamy milk chocolate, its body dark and smooth scantily clad in a shimmering skin tight violet costume gently divided by soft crevasses whispering my name with sultry eroticism inviting me to relish and fulfil my every fantasy enticing my carnal desires luring me coser with its sensuous charm i squeeze it pasionately between my warm wet, fleshy lips its voluptuous segments tantalising to the eye oozing heavenly sweetness with each bite each and every square made urposefully for the pleasure of my tastebuds to melt away slowly in my mouth releasing a delicious, sumptuous luxurious velvet leaving me craving for more. (the end) I thought that would give you something to laugh at. I sat writing it when I was 17, with my pal in the school canteen, giggling, trying to think of dafter and dafter words. Then, for a joke, I gave it to my teacher, she liked it, and wanted it to be made "more sexy!". I got an A for it, so hey, there you go. So the moral of that story? English teachers need more real-life sex. I thank you. Idles ===== http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/corduroysmoke and the world did get covered in a thick haze of corduroy smoke. And it felt good. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Try FREE Yahoo! Mail - the world's greatest free email! http://mail.yahoo.com/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+