Hello I haven't been doing much recently, just getting wet and catching colds. The little town of Bewdley, where I live, is on telly all the time at the moment, because it's flooded, and there's a man there who's put his furniture on stilts, apparently. Ah, you see, we haven't forgotten these country crafts. We remember the days of table-leg tax, when stilts were all the rage. My little town is a backward place really, but it's always on telly when it floods. I think it's because Steve Lee, the sports reporter lives there. And Rusty Lee (no relation) too . The only other time we're on telly is when lions escape from the safari park, or all their monkeys have to be shot to contain an epidemic of monkey fever. It's true - they shot 150. Bastards. I went to a talk yesterday, given by a Japanese lady. She kept talking about her friend who lives in "my chest hair". That's my chest hair near Leeds, apparently. Life would be much easier if I wasn't a biscuit. I go a bit soggy around the edges sometimes, especially in this weather. Robin. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+