I changed the lyrics to suit our little adventure. here goes nonsense. LE CHAT NOIR ET SEBASTIEN Half moon shone, frumpy girls in a Greyhound Far from home, oh if only you knew how.... Le Chat Noir, et Sebastien Vomit in the loos, crazy men in the bus stop But you've come much to far just to give up Le chat noir et sebastien Reading poetry under Lincoln's knee You're too poor, much too poor for a taxi Run for miles round the White House and back again Don't stop now, take the subway round... Sarah's got the key You'll get in for free Wouldn't you like to get away Bestowing a bar of Tiger's milk upon the boy who makes your apple shine, Don't be shy... And you love her tiger bonnet and short skirt "Track and Field" is so beautiful it hurts Le Chat Noir et Sebastien La Baguette's bizarre taste of vine-gar.. Wouldn't you like to get away Give yourself up to the allure of Stu and Isobel, and Chris and Neil and Mick as well Wouldn't you like to get away, Write yourself up a bunch of dirty Madlibs, take some snapshots of dead birds-- Buxom fun ********************** given, it's full of inside jokes....... lesley Jo