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Is the NME really qualified to make such diagnosis as calling us a "sick

Hello, Laura Llew said: posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans"?<< Evidently some psycho-fans are more lucky then others.. then she said:

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I Love My Car You go through 160,000 miles with a car, you love it, you care for it, you lovingly call it Hubris because never before has a car had a brighter shine or a engine that purred as sweetly..... Then on a hot sultry day in South Carolina it decides it doesn't love you anymore. <<

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But what's not interesting about Jonathan and David? Its almost a love story (which I find odd, since it is in the BIBLE after all). I think knowing the story makes the lyrics for the song more interesting. BTW, is

Aren't cars great? I have had a few days of fun packed advanture with my car myself, which involved: 1) Parking it in a car park at night, went to the pub and got back finding out that the car park was locked, and thus had to wait an hour and a half for a taxi (which, is a long time as we all know) 2) Promised by a friend to give me a lift at 9:30am the next day to get the car back, woke up and friend never arrived, who phoned me at um 12:30 saying sorry he had a hangover. 3) Eventually got back to the car at 3. 4) On the way back home a woman tried to take me off the road with a Michael Schumacher type manoeuvre, and almost killed me. 5) On the same journey back home, one of the tyres got punctured. 6) On the way to the pit stop I exceeded the 75mph limit and got a 10 seconds stop-go penalty. ok I made number 6 up, but BLUDDY HELL. I thought I loved my car but I might start loving big 18 wheeler trucks instead. Actually I won't cos that's 14 more wheels to get a puncture on. Christian V. Pampinella said: that Stevie on the cover with the hair, and is it the same boy (Stevie) from the Albanian Steel Beds/Arab Strap poster?<< The boy on the cover with the hair is (it says inside the booklet thing) Bobby Kildea (Belfast Bob). I must confess that I thought he on that cover was a girl for a long while. Oops, and also when I was in Edinburgh I was very drunk walking down the street one night, and found a post-it note saying "I *heart* monkey jism" stuck to a lamp post so I ripped it off and stuck it to that guys chin on a Jonathan David poster on the wall, I don't know why I did it, but it seemed funny at the time. Has anyone compiled a list of who's who on B&S CD covers yet? I only know about the Jonathan David one, and the guy on the boy with the arab strap is Chris Geddes innit? Rener said:

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....and isobel said that she was a bit scared of them, especially the ones who send her their favourite childhood cuddly toys in the post. she then elucidated: <passable chirpy scottish accent> "i wouldn't mind, but ... well, some of them haven't been washed for years, and they're really *smelly*"</chirpy scottish accent>.<<

I know exactly how she feels, the Red Bull Dozers regularly receive presents from fans, and one female fan sent in a head scarf, I don't know what was on it but it was really *smelly*. Maybe Belfast Bob would like to have that scarf. I've also been meaning to make T-Shirts for ages, but I can't afford any T-shirt transfers and my printer run out of ink... I was going to make one that says "CoRn" on it (with a backwards R) and a picture of a corn on a cob at the background. Not very ironic, although I saw a T-shirt the other day in the shop that said "ladies man" on it, now we're talking. Head Scarves and Red Bulls Ken P.S.: I was really bored and looked on the Internet for the etymology of the word "fuck" and found the following page http://www.wordorigins.org/wordorf.htm#fuck which may be an interesting read if you are also a bored unemployed sweet heart like me. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+