Hewwo, Well, I've had a less than swell last week anda a half. I've been in hospital, so I had to delete a few sinister mails. The sinister picnic was grate. Everyone was swell, and I rolled down a hill. And made americans drink ribena. And I got Jonathon David. Take Your Carriage Clock and Shove It is possibly amazing. And Struan carries off his strings obsession without butchering the song, like he did with the Model. This next bit is about boring stuff that happened to me like getting put in hospital which I felt like sharing. On wednesday last, the blonde and I got jumped by the hard kids who didn't like my jacket and they beat the complete brown stuff out of us which wasn't fun. The blonde got her nose broke and ran away. Oh, and you know how i was in hospital with that thing in my stomach that they said would go away? Well, when 15 people pile in and kick you repeatedly in the stomach and general upper body it doesn't bode well for a grate recovery. Especially when bystanders stand and laugh when you collapse afterwards. But anyway they cut me open because of all the damage done and they told me about lots of gory things they found like the walls of my stomach being spattered with blood and how when I woke up the doctor said "um...we had to do some major surgery..." and I shat myself.. But now I have one ovary and a horrid cut and stuff. And everyone's making such a fuss. And jaz came through from fife and was swell and offered to kill everyone. And I can't go on holiday in july now. And I missed the Peel session i think. And I'm in rather a lot of pain. And people I hardly know all decided they were my bestest friend cause of how there was a very slight possibility that I might have died but I prolly wouldn't have and in fact I didn't. And I was hooked up to a machine with a mask and everything and it looked very impressive. And I got to tell the nurses not to let any reporters from newpapers see me. And I had a swell black eye. Though all in all it wasn't a positive experience in my life. I'm going to go now and phone people who think I'm dead. Hugs, Jen +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+