Dear Sinister, I was contemplating my own death yesterday, it was fun. Eating a sausage sandwich and watching the grease dripping out like the amber on trees in the Amazon that you see on TV (except the amber in the amazon probably has less bugs trapped inside). I was reminded of once going to see my friend in a cardiac hospital, he had some strange illness thing that needed an operation (which didn't go smoothly but that's another story), and in the wards near him are all these old overweight men with clogged up hearts, slumped on their beds like a bit of clay, one guy there has tubes that do all the toilet duties for him, I wonder why they had to make those tube transparent. I overhear some people were saying "Pathetic", and "They just wouldn't stop eating the greasy foods would they?". I felt a bit ill, but then that was probably because of the savoloy I ate earlier giving me indigestion. If I ever have a heart attack I'll probably hide somewhere so I'll just die and not have to be an exhibition inside a hospital ward. I want a Chicken Leg Supper. I went to Offbeat in Sheffield and then went to see Camera Obscura in Glasgow last weekend, it was fun. Even when I got thrown out of a club in Glasgow by bouncers for violent drunken disorderly behaviours (like, er, sleeping). On my way back I got caught by the speed camera. Also an idiot who probably fell asleep on the motorway swerved and almost run me off the road and killed me, but that's another story. Long Life and Red Bulls Ken _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+