50 minutes ago I was walking down the street wearing this ultracool (and rather funny!) shirt my gay friend made: "SMASH THE WHOLE CLOSEMINDED HETEROSEXUAL CULTURE." Well, this drunken woman shows up and somehow she sees what's written on my shirt. "You fag! God doesn't love people like you!" she yells at me. I was so surprised I just continued walking. I didn't even know people like that existed anymore. Now I'm thinking about all the things I could have said to her. My favourite now is: "Yeah? Well I bet God sure fancies you like hell." Any suggestions on what I could have said to her are appreciated. Needed. It's always annoying to think of something about a gazillion minutes after the incident has happened, but still, any ideas how I could have insulted her? @--->--- love is confusion, jake. ______________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+