Lawks! Full moons make me feel funny. Eclipses do even worse things. I don't feel natural. I think I'll start my post with some toilet humour. When nerdy Blake wrote

Savannah College of Art and Design, or SCAD....Think of the possibilities though: what if it was the Savannah College of Art and Butter? Then it'd be SCAB.

I thought, what if it was the Savannah College of Art and Technology? That would be even better! Then you could have said > SCAT girls are cute.**** Then, IsabelLark put

I hadnt realized that honey was a he, honey was referred to as "he" in a recent mail... with a sweet name like "honey" and i agree the boys are always 1 to 0 with us...i just figured honey as a girl. maybe honey is a

girl?

But she is! She's an amazonian goddess and a coy debutante rolled into one. A mother in the kitchen and... Well, if you can imagine her reaction to

me...i fight for the hemopradites

you'll understand what she's like when she shrugs off her maternal crocheted shawl. Oh look, now I've made her blush. Idleberry said

Mick was muttering something about teenage fanclub, and the 13th note, and the shoes on the dummy in the B+S shrine not being his...

I *knew* it! I took one look at those shoes and thought that there could not be even a teeny weeny chance that they belonged to Mick Cooke. They're like Start-rites - very comfy-looking with T-bars and a big, sensible buckle. If you're going to be in Glasgow before the end of February, it's definitely worth popping into the Lighthouse to have a peek at the famous footwear yourself. The rest of the exhibition isn't too bad either, although it's a bit heavy on posters and flyers and a bit light on explanations. They've got some nice videos and you can sit and watch them with headphones on, feeling ever so slightly self-conscious. You can also make your eyes go funny looking at the shiny patterns on the floor and at pictures of Edwyn Collins as a lad.

Pants are tricky too sometimes spouted Steve C Walkn

Bras are a bit tricky as well, aren't they? Why is it that some blokes can unhook a bra with one hand in the blink of an eye, while others have a good old fumble and get nowhere?* Is it a special knack that's passed on in a father-to-son ritual? Does it take much practice? Is it something you're born with? Is there such a thing as a natural bra-unhooker? I was just wondering, like. Juicy Lucy *Disclaimer: This is just something I heard. I'm not *that* sort of girl, obviously. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Photos - Share your holiday photos online! http://photos.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+