Hi. I've never written before. I'm a lurker. I just has to ask... Nipple-Pinch-Sizzle?? I mean, I think I can figger it out... well, the nipple pinch part, but SIZZLE? I've never heard THAT before. Just curious. <curtsy> Joanna... p.s. sorry, this didn't take me 15 minutes to write

From: "Genevieve Wesley" <jiffy_popper@hotmail.com> Reply-To: "Genevieve Wesley" <jiffy_popper@hotmail.com> To: sinister@missprint.org Subject: Sinister: You can just pitch your tent elsewhere, Constable! Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2001 17:29:41 -0500

Next time I fail something in school, I'm going to show how tolerant I am by marching up to my teacher, slamming the failed paper on his desk, and, with hands on hips, cry out this unfair treatment is due to my rejection of him swinging his jolly roger of love (trademark-WarranderJ) in the Photography club after school. Admit it sir, you want this hot, hot body and you can't have it and it's killing you! (For the finale, splash drink in his face, throw in a Nipple-Pinch-Sizzle, turn on heel and exit.)

I know sometimes it seems unfair that such pouting, luscious girls like Honey do exist, frolicking in the sunshine with their impossibly perky breasts, alas, such is life. If she spurns your love, you can't hold it against her, you know, Honey has to wear a chastity belt. The discomfort of unrelieved vasocongestion could be calmed by meditating on images of Precious Struan, strumming his little Magical Elf Guitar.

Stuart David in character as Peacock Johnson? Ooh! Shivers of delight and strawberry cream! Perhaps 'Stuart' or 'the wee man from Looper' will actually be held captive by the Peacock, and so the Peacock is doing what he has to do to sell the book. Does anyone else imagine his rough and manly hands, callused from the bass playing and writing? Trembling, I approach the signing table...

Far too many mentions of boy-bits for one day, so I will go, and before the Funny Man appears, I will already settle his question with a NO, there will not be any new photographs in the Bodyparts section. Or will there?

Love, Genevieve...or Hank _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com.

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