sorry about the subject line, but that's all i can remember of a fantastic alternative christmas carol composed by some boys in my class at school when we were about eleven. the only other comparable song i can remember was a beautiful version of the lulu classic which went something along the lines of 'you make me wanna fart' those were the days... sigh!! while i'm discussing obscenities, brad said

fuck the parrot no, really

a weeny bit of list abuse before i continue, if anyone's going to be in the leeds area over the christmas period, get in touch with me at feegrr@hotmail.com (not here coz i won't get it) i seem to have managed to not stay in touch with anyone at home, bar a couple of my bestest mates and i need more people to go out drinking with. yesterday, i bought smash hits, not just because its always a fine read, but because it was the poll winners party results edition. also, as some kind of a christmas gesture they had various pop stars dressed up as different people. who would have thought that billie would actually make a convincing marilyn monroe, no really. i was disappointed with adam rickitt as john travolta in saturday night fever, somehow that just didn't work, i can't imagine why. what could we dress the b+s kids up as? it doesn't even bear thinking about. december 16th and i haven't even heard fairytale of newyork all the way through yet this year. no wonder i don't feel festive. they've started selling christmas trees in sainsbury's, i'm not sure how you're supposed to get them through the checkouts without getting needles stuck in your mince pies, though. as the guy from robot wars would say, cease!! so i'll wish you all a shiny, self indulgent christmas, and a willenium you won't remember with any luck. i might speak to you all before then, or i might not, i shall just leave you hanging. stay beautiful, fiona ****if you're in fashion then you've got to think there's something wrong +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+