Hello once again. How's things? I've just been catching up with sinister because I got a bit behind. I saw Dahling in London the other day, me and Dafyd took her to Greenwich to have a mini-picnic, and Daf pretended he knew what all the buildings in London were and we gave her the shittest sightseeing tour ever. Then she tried to take a photo of us but her camera was broke. And then there were no trains back to waterloo and we took a round trip on the Docklands Light Railway and Jubilee line, which involved a change at canary wharf, which was scary when we suddenly found ourselves at the bottom of the tower and it is *very* nice. We felt out of place with the businessmen walking around. It was nice though. Dafyd brought me some presents from another listee which was also fab. Super. The news is a bit depressing recently. Most of it anyway, except the story about Jedi becoming a religion in this country because enough people put it on their census form. Hehehe! I think it's funny anyway. "Boxers or briefs?"...."Nope." So? Boxers or briefs? It's a curious question. Which is the norm? Honestly now? Does everyone assume it's boxers cos that's what the hard kids wear? Do skinny indie boys wear briefs? I mean I do, so that makes one skinny indie boy, but what about the rest of you? Hmm? How about we take sweepstakes on what Ken Chu is wearing then pull his trousers down to find the answer! So Ribena people fund animal testing? This is shocking. I hate ribena anyway, it tastes like sugary water (maybe thats the point). Not the first twee icon to turn sour though, did you know S Club 7 got caught smoking marijhuana in Leicester Square? (old news but just in case you missed it). It thoroughly fits their image I think. And on the news the other day I saw that the Easter bunny isn't real. Can you believe that? It turns out the Powerpuff Girls are actually Russian spies too. Well the band I'm in disbanded and reformed again. It's good this time we have a genius drummer. Super. We wrote a nice song the other day (I liked it anyway). It wasn't about lesbians this time (I actually had nothing to do with the writing of the lesbian song btw), I'm not actually sure was it's about, but it's quite sad. And we did a cover of "You're the one that I want" from Grease. I need to wee. See you later. James xxxx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+