Anyone interested in one last bus story involving lighting farts? Thought not, but I'll tell you anyway. A friend of mine (and this was always going to 'a friend' wasn't it?) was the talk of the sixth form one morning because after the school bus has deposited its passengers, he was left on it - and seemingly driven off somewhere by the driver. When he eventually came in that afternoon, he told us that he'd been taken to the bus company's head office to receive a bollocking for appearing to start a small fire on the back seat. In the face of an intensive grilling ("Why did you do it, boy? CONFESS! CONFESS!") he eventually told the bus people that he'd been trying to light a fart. He giggled, they giggled. Then they fell about laughing and said "...oh if you'd only said so" and gave him a Ribble buses calendar for his troubles! Just something to bear in mind, if you ever find yourself on an arson charge. Martin Horsfield, vulgarian +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+