Hi, After reading a few hundred sinister posts, which was quite a fun but strenuous task (especially since I went home from University for 2 days and come back with about 100 sinistermail to read), I have matured from being the bully in the nursery to be the smallest kid in middle school.. if I give you all my dinner money will you promise not to beat me up?? Please be nice to me :-))) I loved reading all these e-mails, Velocity is sLiGhTlY mEnTlE but I bet she is beautiful, she talked about currency in sinisterland and I think we should trade things in cans of RedBull, because 1. they're all quite regular in price - other drinks like cocacola varies from 24p a can to extortionate 80p, but R.B. are normally 1.15 (+-0.05) in price except for in clubs where they cost literally millions 2. they are worth loads of money 3. reading these e-mails it seems that everyone is weird and hyperactive like me, and drinking r.b. will make us all even more w&h. 4. it can keep us awake for longer to read sinistermail. as to a job in the village, I wanted to be taxi driver but someone took that job before I was old enough to drive (although I was Damon Hill on the toy car in the nursery) so I am out of the job... I think I'll just become the village outlaw renegade, much like the big bloke in the cheesy tv show "renegade", but instead of riding on a harley davidson I'll be on my go-ped which is much more cool. I really don't think sending a really boring mail like this is the best way to lose my virginity, cos my mum always say if I wait it'd be special... but it's too late cos honey's humorless computer had propositioned me with the notification e-mail <sob> but I really must stop now before any of you pass out. Please send me e-mails and things so that I don't feel as if everyone's ignoring me.. unless you really want to ignore me (<sad puppy look> you wouldn't would you? </sad puppy look>) bye bye Ken ====================================================================== Take Judy, with her bow and arrow, she's a mastermind Too frumpy for the teenage population of her time Car coat, she has a quilted jacket with a hood if it rains Big pockets for the pharmaceuticals she takes to fix her brain. - Belle & Sebastian * I don't know why the subject is lasange de la bolognaise - probably because I don't like pasties. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+