The other day I was driving in my car, when I stopped at the traffic lights I looked to my left, and there I saw two flies clung tightly to my window, and onto each other, genital to genital (I'm not hot on insect biology but I've figured out what they were doing from the fact that one fly had its entire bum stuck up the others' arse). As the lights went green (in more sense than one?) the car accelerated to some speed, and out of the corner of my eye I saw that one fly is still attached to the window! The other fly had lost grip but was hanging on through its arse.. it was quite amusing, and I'd like to think that I helped the two flies achieve the orgasms of their lives, like in the movie "crash" where all these perverts get off by shagging and having high speed collisions at the same time. Speaking of flies, I'm going to be flyING in an hour's time.. Heathrow Airport is boring and that's why I'm writing you all a sinister e-mail, despite NOT HAVING A TICKET TO SELL. Although this departure lounge does have a Virtual Tennis 2 machine, where I can play tennis as Jelena Dokic, who is nice. In fact I am going to go and have another game now! Yours Sinisterly Ken P.S.:will B&S ever release the treasure hint answers? we just don't know. p.s. this took 10 secs less than 15 mins.. shit better click send now. _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+