Someone had carved "MENSWEAR" in big capital letters into the desk I sat at this morning. Next to that someone had carved "If you're Harry and you know it clap your hands". Clap clap. Oh no, I'm not Harry am I? I always forget. Harry's an ace name isn't it? I only know one Harry, and he has a very round chin rather like a baby hippo's bum. Has anyone read any Harry Potter books? Are they any good? I wasn't going to bother with them but now I know they're banned they sound rather exciting. Naughty even. Like speed. Oh look, I press these buttons and words appear on the screen. How very amusing. I met Belle and Sebastian last night. Belle was carrying a ladder and kept hitting Sebastian about the face with it. Then I realised it was actually The Chuckle Brothers. Then I woke up and it was all a dream. Erica needs a haircut. Well, Erica, when you go ask them about their water-sprayers. I had my hair cut on Saturday and when the barber found out I was taking Physics he told me that I should find out why those water-spray bottles never work properly. Then he asked me if I knew how to wire a plug. Lots of people have told me things like this, about everyday things they use that don't work properly. Like cardboard boxes at Sainsburys that fall apart when you pick them up. One gloroius day I'm going to write them all down and work out how to fix them all. The world will rejoice! Perhaps I'll be made Prime Minister, or I might even get on the front page of the Kidderminster Shuttle. William mentioned Robin Hood. It's scary living round these parts in the autumn when I have to put my hood up. I keep thinking I'll be spotted by the evil Sherriff of Nottingham and his band of pesky moustachioed bastards. Sorry about the lack of any content whatsoever in this post. Robin . +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+