WELCOME BACK BRAD Nice to hear from you again. Is this list still a f*cking nail? And whatever did that mean, anyway?

i've never used that expression and, furthermore, don't know what it means. it sounds like british slang to me and i am neither a) british or b) one of those americans who uses words like "shite" and "bollocks". i do mutter the occasional "cunt!" whenever someone cuts me in traffic or snatches the last cuban sandwich from the deli while i'm on my lunch break and all i've been thinking about all morning long is getting me a cuban on my lunch break...but those times are few and far between. here's how to spend a saturday b!r!a!d! style. first there some prerequisites though: 1) live in a town for seven months and don't learn your way around or the names of any streets 2) go out of town one day and blow all your money at record stores so you'll be really broke 3) have a car with a non-functioning air conditioner during a hot humid georgia summer's day when all these are met, do the following: 1) wake up and decide that since you're too broke to do anything that you're gonna try and find a library in your town because every town has a library right? 2) ask your roommate how to get to one and receive shoddy directions 3) drive around for an hour and wind up in crackville sweating and mad 4) come home and yell at your roommate for sending you to crackville doesn't he know you could've been shot? 5) get him to come with you to both show you the library and learn your way around town (finally) 6) wow...there's a warhol exhibit at the museum. let's go see it. 7) leave museum and find library 8) check out two out of print brautigan books that you can never find in any store and secretly make plans to never return them 9) get a hooker and a six pack of pabst and head home 10) piss hooker off cause all you really want is some company and would she please put her clothes back on, get drunk, and check your email only to realize that someone has either misquoted you or attributed a quote to you that you didn't make 11) mutter "cunt!" to your computer and hit reply 12) type i also don't use words like "git" or "sugar-coated toothpaste" -brad ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+